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Name: F F W Vagina Place of Birth: Atlantic Ocean Military Background: Served under Poseidon during the Battle for Atlantis Worst thing witnessed in any previous battle before XCOM: I saw my best friend, a seal named Dave, take a harpoon to the fin. He didn't make it. Weapon of Choice: Blowhole...

I have, on this day, voluntarily enlisted myself, as an elite military soldier, in the X-COM special forces. I am giving myself, unconditionally, to the cause. I do bind myself to conform, in all instances, to such rules and regulations, as set forth by my supreme commander ChristopherOdd. I...