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ZombieSplitter53
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Master Tang - "I must apologize for Wimp Lo... he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
Wimp Lo - "If you have an ass, I'll kick it!"
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"
...Meowth, that's right!
What has two thumbs and is my best friend ever? Zombie!
And what better way to say, "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula?
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life."
Happy B-Day! Like everyone else hope your day is filled with merriment and joy!
Happy birthday zombie here’s hopping it’s filled with joy!
Happy birthday Zombie!
"Wait, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!!!"
"Seduction is like a game of chess, and I'm the queen... wait..."
"I Think Women And Seamen Don’t Mix."
“Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.”
"OGRES! Man I got and ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!"
"You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!"
"Ok, but if there's any girls there I wanna do them!"
"Those were five hundred dollar sunglasses, asshole."
What the hell does that mean? Huh? China is here, I don’t even know what the hell that means, all I know is this “Lo Pan” character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!
We care for you zombie, and other do to. You are loved and you deserve it, and I will keep telling you this even if you don't believe it.
“Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.”
“Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?”
*vigorously headpats* -
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