ZombieSplitter53 Jul 6, 2017 Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
Frostlich1228 (Alt) Jun 15, 2017 Android 18 best girl :3. Did you get to see the new Death Battle with her?
ZombieSplitter53 Apr 4, 2017 "I'm more of a well-wisher...in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak, The Simpsons
"I'm more of a well-wisher...in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak, The Simpsons
ZombieSplitter53 Apr 3, 2017 Grand Kai: Listen, Pikkon. I need you to go straight to hell for me. Pikkon: Yes, sir. Goku: That's not very nice...
Grand Kai: Listen, Pikkon. I need you to go straight to hell for me. Pikkon: Yes, sir. Goku: That's not very nice...
ZombieSplitter53 Feb 20, 2017 Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant
ZombieSplitter53 Jan 10, 2017 "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." Reba McEntire
ZombieSplitter53 Oct 21, 2016 “Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.” ― Robert Downey Jr.
ZombieSplitter53 Oct 19, 2016 No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln
ZombieSplitter53 Sep 3, 2016 "One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening." - Franklin P. Jones
"One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening." - Franklin P. Jones
ZombieSplitter53 Aug 18, 2016 "If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, & try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White
"If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, & try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White
ZombieSplitter53 Aug 16, 2016 Remember no matter how bad your job is, even if you shovel crap, at least you're not doing it naked and with your mouth. And then eating it.
Remember no matter how bad your job is, even if you shovel crap, at least you're not doing it naked and with your mouth. And then eating it.
ZombieSplitter53 Aug 11, 2016 If you're having a stressed out day, remember the sloth; they don't do sh*t, and they haven't gone extinct.
If you're having a stressed out day, remember the sloth; they don't do sh*t, and they haven't gone extinct.
Dahlexpert Jul 14, 2016 Zombie, your profile pic. Is that batman with a light saber about to stab a shark?