If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months...
ZombieSplitter53
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So hush you little ones and have no fear, the man in the moon, he is the engineer.
"I love your hands ‘cause your fingerprints are like no other I love your eyes and their bluish, brownish, greenish color."
"This whole town's a pussy just waiting to be fucked!" - Michael Bolton, 'Jack Sparrow'
"Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient paleontologist, cause I want to date you badly."
"The fate of billions depends upon you. Heh, heh, heh! ...sorry." Rayden, Mortal Kombat
Hansel: "I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan." Derek Zoolander: "I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. "
"Sometimes, dead is better." - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary
"Your 'best'! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." -Sean Connery, 'The Rock'
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
J U S T Z O M B I E
"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper, "They Live" (1988)
"Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough." - Abraham Lincoln
When I'm down, I think of the Siamese twin whose brother is gay, whose boyfriend is coming over, and they share the same asshole. - Jay Mohr
Will you stop acting like a retard and climb?! It's only a few more floors anyway! - Tifa Lockhart, FFVII
Unbelievable. You, *subject name here,* must be the pride of *subject hometown here.* - GlaDOS, Portal
"A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference." - Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh
That's a picture... It is technically a picture.
Teacher: Yakko, can you conjugate? Yakko: Who, me? I never even kissed a girl. Teacher: No no no! It's easy. I'll conjugate with you. -
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