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"What? Sorry, I-I don't even remember you that much, like, drawing a blank here... Wait... Aren't you related to that crazy Exalt bitch? Oh my god you are aren't you! Way to be the daughter of easily the least intelligent member of the Exalt family, you even beat out Mark. Congrats." -James

Hey lady, autographs only work if I write them... -James

"Well okay, in fact, I already build it! It's in star cluster Go fuck yourself 5, docked on the planet I don't give a shit in the town of I don't have time to build every shmuck that asks for it a starship." -James

"Oh wow, you got an Exalt to build you? Oh wait... You got the shitty one... Did you pay him in bits of stale bread and loose change?" -James

"Not there, I can't play babysitter for you two all the time... Also, you would've have had to die if you had just backed up your fucking software! It's like... Combat Drone number one man..." -James

"Oh hey, the rust bucket! How was the afterlife? Being dead must suck." -James

"Aha... Aha... Yeah, sorry, I won it from him in a robot off and, I just haven't had the time to change it ya know? Too busy kicking ass and taking names all across the galaxy." -James

"Are you kidding me son? It's cadillac's all day e'eryday in the life of James Delanor." -James

"Beef clearly, there's nothing better than a hunk of juicy, tender meat in my mouth, are you offering?" -James

"Well you could try, but I wouldn't get very far, I'd steer my way back to earth by using my rippling muscles as a glide suit." -James

Happy International James Day! Today is the birthday of the greatest engineer in the universe! And for this day only, he is allowing you all to ask him questions! So if you want advice on how to be the 2nd best engineer, life tips, or simply want to waste his magnificent time, ask away!

I'm sorry Gemi, but I am having dinner with family that weekend. :(

Hey Exo, we should ship our Winters.

I don't know what you guys think is so lewd about Pastry Cream. Do you guys not like filling things with yummy cream?

Still waiting for that Delicious rating. Like... Picture a post where I describe in detail Catherine being covered head to toe in pastry cream during a cooking accident. Getting it all in her hair and on her chest. Luke standing over her with a smile on his face, then proceeding to watch her...

New post between Me and Dahl.

Part 2 "Yea alright." Luke watch the energetic woman leave.Luke digs into the cheesecake. interesting woman, she seems so happy and friendly a little to happy. But she is cute, huh this is the first time I didn't flirt with a woman on meeting her. huh should I flirt with her? for some reason I...

Frostlich1228 & Dahlexpert "The Culinarian's Apprentice" On board the Avenger Northeast of ADVENT Railway Former Republic of Costa Rica 1017 Hours, June 7th, 2038 Level 4 cafeteria Luke enters the cafeteria, surprised at how big it is. "Wow so this is the mess hall huh." Luke went up to the...

Marx and Cathy's journey to bring back the old world has begun!

Marx and Cathy's journey to bring the old world back has begun!