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"To much Pink Energy is Dangerous." -Zordon
S H O T G U N K N E E S
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *dies*
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
Hit it!
Failure is temporary, success will last a life time.
"The snozberries taste like snozberries!"
Master Tang - "I must apologize for Wimp Lo... he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
Wimp Lo - "If you have an ass, I'll kick it!"
Wimp Lo - "If you have an ass, I'll kick it!"
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"
...Meowth, that's right!
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"
...Meowth, that's right!
And what better way to say, "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula?
you guys still using this? the freaking spam is out of control wtf
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life."
"Wait, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!!!"
"Seduction is like a game of chess, and I'm the queen... wait..."
"I Think Women And Seamen Don’t Mix."