“Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.”
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You know what. Surprise. This account belongs to someone with some brand of dissociative disorder.
"OGRES! Man I got and ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!"
"You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!"
"Ok, but if there's any girls there I wanna do them!"
"You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!"
"Ok, but if there's any girls there I wanna do them!"
today is the day of my birth. i have done nothing but sit at home with my husband and go to Walmart with him to get wrapping paper and a few other odds and ends. these are ideal conditions.
unrelated but gentle reminder to everyone, hydrate, take your meds if you need them, eat if you haven’t in a while, and stretch your bones especially if you’ve been sitting a while.
unrelated but gentle reminder to everyone, hydrate, take your meds if you need them, eat if you haven’t in a while, and stretch your bones especially if you’ve been sitting a while.
"Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?"
"Those were five hundred dollar sunglasses, asshole."
Lok'tar ogar!
*google translate voice* it’s okay that you nearly got a tpk on your party without meaning to kill all of them and your players have to reassure you it’s okay and they had fun anyway and at least they all lived even though one nearly had an instant death and every character is traumatized and one even vows to eat a great many plants to get back at the particular enemies you threw at them
What the hell does that mean? Huh? China is here, I don’t even know what the hell that means, all I know is this “Lo Pan” character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!
Had to make some changes in quarantine, dunno why but it reminded me of you guys. Slipped into Emily's shoes again for a little ramble. I hope you're doing well. <3
“Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.”
y’all ever go this side of too stir crazy and then just going on a drive like. refreshes your soul. also while on this drive both my roommate and my boyfriend dubbed me yuno gasai, do y’all get associated w characters by your friends (and who if you do)?
“Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?”
How many more must die, before we are at peace with ourselves?
y’all ever have dreams make slappin music then when you’re like “I gotta look up that song I had to have heard it before!” no you didn’t. your brain made that on its own. you cannot listen to it again. you cannot recreate it because how would you. you don’t know who sang it. even if you did, not personally. at most you could recreate the instrumental. but you could never recreate the song perfectly. a terrible fate.
ZA WARUDO!
"Curse you, Yugi Moto! Curse you and your Kuriboh!"
"I don't care who or what you are. Get in my way and I'll kick your ass."