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Please, Sectoids? Those guys are harmless! And surprisingly good dancers.

Because I have worse timing than a joke told by a broken metronome?

“That… is the most… horrible analogy I have ever heard, and please never try something like it again. But thanks… I think.” Ezra said, scratching his cheek a bit. “Tough crowd,” Elicia muttered to herself. Speaking up, she added, “No problem. Just remember that even the mightiest of trees can...

Elicia sputtered, caught off guard by the statement. “I-I didn’t mean seriously!” she stammered, her face flushing a bright crimson. “I think you batted an eye there.” Ezra stated with a largely amused expression. “Then what would you say in kind?” “I…” Elicia trailed off, taking the time to...

MarineAvenger and BMPixy: “Sinking In Between” Somewhere in Subspace, Aboard the Einherjar 1321 Local Time; March 14th, 2044 Floor 13, Wing C Ezra walked through the hall of the soldier quarters, a small smirk permanently on his face as his release had left him in a good mood. His room was...

This is all I have to say about the recent rotation of eating surfaces.

Also remember that it's possible to travel back to the 80s by flying around the Sun at Warp 9, and this is never used outside of The Journey Home.

Right, forgot my [/joking] tags on that. Still, good post, even with how heavy on the ゴゴゴ it is.

Maan, why does nobody ever use mahjong or parcheesi metaphors? No, it's always chess chess chess. Variety is the spice of life, people!

Did someone say disco grenades? On a more serious note, all you need for explosive lasers is enough power applied to a small enough target over a short enough time. Getting it over cover is the hard part.

And now to work on the professional wrestling alternate universe...

Being filled with wroth is at least 16% cooler than being filled with wrath. Also, technically speaking, those were misspellings, not grammatical errors. ;)

“Unforgivable Sin” Einherjar Hangar D 0703 Hours Local; March 4th, 2044 / 49.3136 Aboard the Sifari Malasa Tak-sharu flicked his whiskers as he paced before Osahar, the obvious sign of annoyance and disapproval from the consul a stark contrast to the other Seikron’s perfect posture. Only the...

DarkGemini24601 and BMPixy: Operation Double-Edge Sword, Part 3 Alpha Squad Colonel Frederick Mason waved two of the soldiers assigned to Alpha into the Vanguard dropship, followed by a SHIV escorted by a repair drone. “Let’s get moving, we need to get to those ships fast before the pirates...

HK-47 disagrees.

T-that's... that's an axe with a pointy bit at the end. How is that even practical? Why not just carry an axe and a spear? Or better yet, a polearm?

Yes, but if you're fighting a Sectopod in melee combat, you have much bigger problems than whether or not the spear was the right weapon. Also, we could also strap directional charges on the end of a spear, and smash them into the enemy's face. Granted, it'd be a single use weapon, but...

Bah, give me a good pike or spear over any of those. Easy to learn, good at keeping your foes at a distance, when used in formation it's wonderful for taking down charges of both infantry and cavalry; hell, there's a reason it was the dominant weapon of nearly every pre-firearms society. And...

That the Gregorian calendar is wrong and 2044 isn't a leap year?