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I've got one word for you Frost: Midna. Can't fucking believe I forgot her.

I can't think of enough to fill a full list, but I'll throw a few out. I'll agree with Dahl and say Tali is great, and one of my favourite characters in Mass Effect in general. Also agree with Serana, she's a coolly sassy vampire, albeit with daddy issues. Urbosa from Breath of the Wild is...

"DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD BE RID OF ME?!" Ahem. Yeah, I lurk about. Keep an eye on things. Rear my head for... special occasions. Like today.

Seconded. Merry Christmas everyone.

Sorry to see this. It's always been clear to me you cared deeply for Vi Vi, as with all animals in your life, and I can only hazard a guess as to how you must be feeling right now. I've begun to dread making an announcement like this about my own pet more and more as he gets older, and you've...

Metroid Prime 2's Boost Guardian. No contest for me. If you were to graph that game's difficulty, you'd see a giant spike right where that fucker is. It's in the early-mid game, it's one of only two bosses in the game that has no light zones (which puts the fight on a timer as your HP withers...

Taxor the First and BMPixy - "Old Faces, New Encounters, & A Meeting of the Proud, Part 3" Kentaro winced, and drew back - having leaned forward to examine the document. “Yeah, well, she strikes me as worth the money,” he murmured, rubbing his chin. “Girl’s got spine. And fire. And steel. And...

Taxor the First and BMPixy - "Old Faces, New Encounters, & A Meeting of the Proud, Part 2" “Firstly, I would say that given you are in my presence, this place you find yourself in might not be so bad,” the Shinso replied warmly and sincerely, shelling a few more peanuts and snacking on them...

Taxor the First and BMPixy - "Old Faces, New Encounters, & A Meeting of the Proud, Part 1" Aboard LXG-7724, Ring 3 Ward 3, The HU Bar “Still amazes me that I’d run into your noble ass all the way out here,” the bartender said, carefully and precisely mixing the layered and fruity drinks that...

"I will make it legal."

And with that, my backlog is cleansed. First, as the above comments reference, a convo with Haya and Ella, followed by Haya and Nick seeking a bounty, guest starring Kentaro, Titania, and The Skulls Parasite Unit

Taxor the First and Blackout Long Live the King, Part 5 "I can't, not while flying." Ronin replied before pointing an arm back towards Haya. "You heard him. Figure out where you can plug him in and make sure he's still breathing afterwards. I don't have to stop or turn drastically, so you can...

Taxor the First and Blackout Long Live the King, Part 4 Oh. King squeezed his triggers, but between the trigger-pull and the flash of each muzzle, Haya had vanished. There was an impact at the back of his helmet - a bullet of her own. The pirate stumbled into a wall, a slight growl the only...

Taxor the First and Blackout Long Live the King, Part 3 They met no resistance for an unsettlingly long time, winding their way through the labyrinth slowly but methodically. One patrolling pirate received a shot through the eyes from both of them. The armory, by the time they reached it, was...

Taxor the First and Blackout Long Live the King, Part 2 “‘Bout damn time,” he grumbled with a grin. That grin faltered slightly upon sighting Haya, but returned full-force. “You ready to hit the road, Nick? View’s nice and all, but I can’t do shit about it when we’ve got other plans.” "Yeah...

Taxor the First and Blackout Long Live the King, Part 1 The terminal beeped. Haya frowned, and rose from her station to cross her room, leaving the pistol glinting and dissected behind her. She hunched over the chair to the terminal, and woke the computer up. A message? Judging this would not...

HOW DO YOU KEEP MANAGING TO COME UP WITH THIS OVER THE TOP PRIDE I'm legitimately impressed.

Taxor the First and InsaneDarkness Lunch, Part 3 “Ah. So, just as an example, having an implanted Virtual Intelligence in my brain would be an issue?” “If said Virtual Intelligence was actively working to repel psionic intruders, yes,” Haya answered. “They would also need to be able to access...

Taxor the First and InsaneDarkness Lunch, Part 2 The twitch of a frown. A little flippant about her role. Potential psychopath. Might have to keep an eye on her, check back in a decade or so. “I see. Unusual, but that’s racial differences I suppose. I have had to learn much on that subject...

Taxor the First and InsaneDarkness Lunch, Part 1 Haya hadn’t been quite sure what to expect from the chilled meat and sauce left prepared in neat, equal portions in the fridge. It had steamed and lost some of its solidity upon being heated, her nose catching a whiff of sweet and savoury...