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Today* Thank timezones.

Let the shipping commence.

;)

*scribbles out theory on Marine's sexuality* And... no? Not sure how you got that from what I said. I can't come out of the closet if I was never in there to begin with. Unless I'm Houdini.

More for me Sorry, did you hear that? It sounded like someone making a joke that could be construed in a very insensitive light and then immediately retracting it.

Yeah no that is absolutely bullshit. I've kept my shitty work laptop on windows 8, and not only does it schedule upgrades for me that I need to cancel lest I wake up to a brave new OS, but it also has a nasty habit of saying "you have 15 minutes to save your work, because I'm shutting this shit...

That screencap was taken on turn 0 - when I spawned in I was instantly revealed, I triggered that pod and the ufo counter started ticking down, all before I had even assumed control. I ended up with an avg ayys wasted per turn of 6. Thank Serial Ranger.

Meanwhile, deep in Gem's notes for the next retaliation mission:

/// BUTT HOLDING IN PROGRESS ///

Got a short one for you all.

Part 2 He swallowed. “You wouldn’t know her,” he said at last. “Rather normal person on most records. Dig deep enough and you uncover some rather interesting medical reports, but I deleted them as I came across them. To your records, she’d just be an ordinary civilian.” But one outside our...

Power Creep, Part 1 Location Unknown 3:00 PM, June 28th, 2038 “Punctual, aren’t you?” Isaac asked, glancing at the simple clock on the wall. It was always three in the afternoon when the Inquisitor arrived. I find keeping to schedules helps me think, the Elder replied, breezing forward until...

I've said it before, I'll say it again. That was far longer than I expected. ... mind out of the gutter people. Operation Spectral Sage is up! Enjoy it or I'll come to all your houses and make you enjoy it.

Part 6 “I don’t understand,” Samuel stated as their opponents all leaped for cover. “They looked like civilians, but…” “Those are most certainly not civilians,” Alan said, switching his Arc Rifle out for his SMG. “Which just means you can shoot them as much as you want with no guilt.” “It’s a...

Part 5 “How are we taking these ones?” Bonnie asked. “I’ve only got one incendiary left, and that’ll do next to nothing against those robots.” “Leave them to me and Bandit,” Lester said, crouched down so that his quarry could seat herself. “Might need a bit of help, but not much.” “I’ve got a...

Part 4 Silver lights danced at the edge of his vision as the Viper opened her mouth slowly. Bitch probably wants a meal after this. One of the lights, larger and brighter than the others, darted right next to the distracted Viper, contracting slightly for a moment before flashing. The Viper...

Part 3 Lester, who seemed to be the target, did not, firing once with his Blunderbuss. The Stun Lancer stumbled, but did not stop, preparing to swing the lance for which they were named at the Specialist. As he rounded the corner mid-swing, however, a sixth, previously undiscovered soldier lay...

Part 2 The group scattered across the line of parked cars, keeping low so as not to set off the door guard, and away from the scanning poles radius. Holly remained with Bonnie, steadying her rifle against the side of the van. The others checked in when they were ready, turning their mics on and...

Part 1 “Alright, listen up,” Bonnie said, projecting her voice over the sound of the Skyranger’s engines. “I’m gonna recap what we’re doing, in case one of you idiots thinks this is assassination instead of rescue.” “That was one time,” Holly moaned. The squad leader ignored her. “Some lucky...