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  1. ZombieSplitter53

    "It's Frank! He's appointed himself judge, jury, and executioner!" [defensive] "He is not Judge...

    "It's Frank! He's appointed himself judge, jury, and executioner!" [defensive] "He is not Judge Judy and executioner!"
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    Darkness beyond twilight Crimson beyond blood that flows Buried in the stream of time is where...

    Darkness beyond twilight Crimson beyond blood that flows Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand Before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess...
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    "You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me." "No, I didn't. Honest... I ran...

    "You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me." "No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an...
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    "We need to make the most of the time we have — to live our lives the way we wanna live. Every...

    "We need to make the most of the time we have — to live our lives the way we wanna live. Every minute... every moment, matters."
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    "Survival can be a matter of luck or skill. And you can't rely on luck."

    "Survival can be a matter of luck or skill. And you can't rely on luck."
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    "A good man who serves a great evil is not without sin. He must recognize and accept his...

    "A good man who serves a great evil is not without sin. He must recognize and accept his complicity. He must open his eyes to the truth."
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    “If I kill my nephew, would it be murder... or charity?”

    “If I kill my nephew, would it be murder... or charity?”
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    ♫ "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." ♫

    ♫ "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." ♫
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    "I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy." "What's your middle-name?"...

    "I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy." "What's your middle-name?" "Scooby-Dooby." "Oobedoob Scooby-Dooby Benubi?" "One and the same.”
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    Throw out your hands! Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips Give them a push! You'll be...

    Throw out your hands! Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips Give them a push! You'll be surprised You're doing the French Mistake! VOILA!!
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    "All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And...

    "All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent, but they're playing patriot games with me; Raiders, regarding Henry, Blade Runner and Air Force One." "Could you...
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    How did you get to be so good? Oh, just experience, I suppose. I started out as Road Runner...

    How did you get to be so good? Oh, just experience, I suppose. I started out as Road Runner. [as Road Runner] Meep! You mean "Meep, meep"? No, they only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.
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    “Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever...

    “Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I...
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    "Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!"

    "Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!"
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    Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged

    Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged
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    "It's okay guys. Time is weird. Like... how can a quarter be past seven?"

    "It's okay guys. Time is weird. Like... how can a quarter be past seven?"
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    "To much Pink Energy is Dangerous." -Zordon

    "To much Pink Energy is Dangerous." -Zordon
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    XD

    XD
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    You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved...

    You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *dies*
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