(I just went crazy on this one, I hope you get a good laugh out of it.)
Gamigon was once a normal goat. He would jump, graze, sleep, and...and...well whatever else goats do. Unfortunately, Gamigon wandered into a secret government building because the guards were on a donut run. He wandered a room where all the government servers were held. After staring down one of the great big machines and baaing a mighty baa, Gamigon slammed his head into the sever! Repeatedly, in fact. After a long time of senseless baaing and slamming face against machine, Gamigon was sucked into a giant portal from somewhere unknown! Gamigon was brought before the internet gods of Gabe Newell, Bill Gates, and Keyboard Cat. They bestowed upon him his righteous name and some cyborg upgrades, as the goat's brain capacity was that of a rock. After giving him over 6 RAMs of power and a CPU that would make Steve Jobs turn in his grave, he was set forth onto the internet to spread joy and love for gaming...and to also be a goat. It is here, on Gamigon.Com that the mighty goat calls his domain, to rule for eons to come! (Or until Sarge changes the site again...) Thus concludes the story, of Gamigon the Goat!