Name: McLaren
Current Rank: New guy
Mission Name: N/a
Mission Objective: N/a
Kills This Mission: N/a
Total Kills since joining XCOM: N/a
Status: Healthy
Promotion: No rank
Journal Entry: You know, journal, I'm glad I don't have to talk to you to record my entries. Half the things I say here make me feel like a total pussy... Don't get me wrong, I'm not fearless by any means. I'm only human... and they're only... well, alien... -s.
Grelite, LocoRojo, Jasper, Rosen, Batman, and McBackstabber got back from a mission not long ago. They were mostly unharmed, but alive nonetheless. Better alive then coming back sealed inside of a tupperware, evacuated from the field with a spatula. But I digress.
Besides. Operation "Purple Mountain". The fuck, Commander? Why "Purple Mountain?" I know it's not really my place to question the name of the operation, but I kinda have to wonder what inspired such an... interesting name...
After they got home, and after everyone got settled in, I spotted Colonel Grelite walking away from R&D. I decided to satisfy my curiosity, and I started asking details about his powers... God damn... if telepathy and combat-effective mind-fucking are just a small fraction of his potential power... Man, I want psychic powers! I want 'em bad! So fucking bad! (if you'll pardon my French, journal)
While I had his attention, I also pried a little on the nature of Operation Dumb Name. Apparently a UFO landed somewhere in northern Canada... Er... Canadia. And they captured one of the alien's commanders while there. Well... if we're doing that well in this war, then maybe I don't have so much to worry about... especially with squadmates like these!
Another fun fact, as I learned today: Commander Odd hails from the mystical land of Canadia! Don't get me wrong, journal, I have nothing against Canadians... But still, it's just fun to make the jokes.
And speaking of jokes... Goddamn, Sven. That was an awesome prank. I can't believe you got away with it. I half expected Commander Odd to come in and hit you with an Arc Thrower or something like that. But I also saw Warrick shoot the corpse with his handgun... but you know what, I kinda have to wonder...
How is it possible to have mastered creating all these amazing plasma based weapons, and yet the science team has only just finished researching how to build a plasma pistol? It boggles my mind...
In other news, though, I got rather curious about home... so I got on Facebook for the first time in... forever. I live in Wisconsin, you see, and apparently things aren't very bad back home... I'm kinda regretting indulging my curiosity, though... I found out that my Mom escaped with her life from the hotel... But also that most of my siblings weren't so lucky... I already knew of Ryan's fate... But only Nigel, my nine-year old kid brother got away with his life...
I managed to get them to chat with me with FB's own app... I hated not being able to tell them where exactly I was... only that I was somewhere in South America and that I couldn't say anything more... But... at the very least, I know that they're alive, and that they know I'm alive...
And yet, I feel terrible... I should feel more torn up about losing my brothers and sisters... But I'm not... I'm sad, but it feels like I could actually get over it... Does that make me a bad person? Probably.
In other news, though, it seems that Wisconsin is currently alien free... Or relatively so... People are carrying around weapons and shooting any aliens they see... I would expect this from Montana, not Wisconsin, but I'm not complaining. I don't know what the cops are doing about it, but as long as aliens die and humans don't, I'm happy.
I should probably end this entry now... I need to devise a way to top Sven's antics... That, and I need a new pencil. This one's basically a tiny piece of lead and nothing more at this point. I'm gonna stop here.