Dahlexpert
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Noire: Yea how far can I launch you into space?
OOC X-COM Think Tank (part 4)
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Noire: Yea how far can I launch you into space?
Frostlich1228
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"Well you could try, but I wouldn't get very far, I'd steer my way back to earth by using my rippling muscles as a glide suit." -James
Frostlich1228
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"Beef clearly, there's nothing better than a hunk of juicy, tender meat in my mouth, are you offering?" -James
Black0ut
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"Um...No. Next question, would you drive a Prius, yes or no?"-Wolfe
Frostlich1228
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"Are you kidding me son? It's cadillac's all day e'eryday in the life of James Delanor." -James
"Yeah, question. Why does your greatest engineer in the universe certifricate have the name Nicholas Cauthon at the bottom of it?"- Malcom
Frostlich1228
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"Aha... Aha... Yeah, sorry, I won it from him in a robot off and, I just haven't had the time to change it ya know? Too busy kicking ass and taking names all across the galaxy." -James
"Are you always such a bad lair you no talent rip off artist?"- Glitch
Frostlich1228
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"Oh hey, the rust bucket! How was the afterlife? Being dead must suck." -James
"Not really, especially when I did it saving my brother. Where were you when Master Cauthon was almost killed by a traitor with a gun?"- Glitch
Frostlich1228
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"Not there, I can't play babysitter for you two all the time... Also, you would've have had to die if you had just backed up your fucking software! It's like... Combat Drone number one man..." -James
"Jokes on you, I actually have an adult body as well as Hestia now. I am alive and well. Ask Alice herself, or Mark Exalt. He built me."- Glitch
"It is true."- Mark Exalt
Frostlich1228
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"Oh wow, you got an Exalt to build you? Oh wait... You got the shitty one... Did you pay him in bits of stale bread and loose change?" -James
Dahlexpert
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Hay mister engenner, If your so good then build me a star ship-Cassia
Frostlich1228
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"Well okay, in fact, I already build it! It's in star cluster Go fuck yourself 5, docked on the planet I don't give a shit in the town of I don't have time to build every shmuck that asks for it a starship." -James
Dahlexpert
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Ugh huh Coll beans. Cassia adding James name into her black book -Cassia
Frostlich1228
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Hey lady, autographs only work if I write them... -James
Dahlexpert
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Hay James how does it fell to be the secon- no the thir- no the fifth greatest engineer in the galaxy ? -Noire
Frostlich1228
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"What? Sorry, I-I don't even remember you that much, like, drawing a blank here... Wait... Aren't you related to that crazy Exalt bitch? Oh my god you are aren't you! Way to be the daughter of easily the least intelligent member of the Exalt family, you even beat out Mark. Congrats." -James