Farnsworth Braddlebutt IX
Despite his name, he comes from a long, respected lineage of combat legends, who could forget the deeds of Farnsworth Braddlebutt V, who started his own private military company and helped free Afghanistan from the clutches of Russia during the cold war? Or Farnworth Braddlebut VII, who led a small freelance strike team, dedicated to dealing with the Ethereal menace in the Subjugation War? (He was, however, unfortunately denied from joining X-com, due to the past deeds of his father, Farnsworth Braddlebutt VI... We don't talk about him...)