ZombieSplitter53 and DarkGemini24601: “Lyudi Strannyye, Part 1”
“I’m just saying, if you give them all guns, they’ll be able to defend themselves.” Ayame pushed a piece forward.
Alexia chuckled. “You just want to stick a gun in the hand of every man, woman, and child, and tell them ‘go shoot some aliens’?” Alexia shook her head.
“Well, the don’t have to fight.”
“But they will,” Alexia insisted. “Give them the weapons to fight, and they’ll try to fight. You forget, just because you can use a gun, it isn’t that easy. Take me. Give me the biggest gun you have, and I’d probably die to a sectoid with a squirt gun before I got a shot off.”
“Oh, you worry too much.” Ayame moved forward, capturing a piece.
“Hey!” Alexia shouted, making some of the soldiers in the rec-room glance over. “You’re cheating. You said the spy beats the ten guys.”
“If he attacks first.” Ayame shrugged. “What good is a spy that doesn’t hunt from the shadows. And I explained the rules, don’t get mad if you forgot.”
“Yeah, yeah.” Alexia pushed another piece forward, flipped the piece in front of it, and cursed. “You’re cheating! That bomb wasn’t there before!”
“You’ve lost three pieces to it.” Ayame laughed loudly. “You need a six.”
“They’re all dead.” Alexia folded her arms pouting.
“Then I won.” Ayame turned her pieces to show the surrounded flag. “I gotta go anyway. Got some new assignment to escort some kid around. Guess the last guy was too much of a pansy to babysit. His loss, my gain.”
As Ayame gathered up the game and headed out, Alexia shouted, “I’m bringing the next game! And it’ll be something I’m good at and you’ll hate.” She sat back, closing her eyes and listening to the sounds of ZZ Top on the juke box.
Modya walked into the room, having just beaten someone in billiards. He glanced over, noticing Alexia. “Hello, Jessica,” he said in greeting.
Alexia looked up, taking a moment to recognize the man she’d technically only seen briefly while yelling at him. “Oh, hi. Sorry, wrong girl.”
Modya seemed surprised for a moment, and then remembered what Jessica had told her. “Oh, sorry about that. I don’t think we have met yet, Alexia,” he said. “My name is Modya Dragomirov.”
“I know who you are.” Alexia smiled, a smile that was obviously forced. “My sister has a thing for you. And in a manner of speaking, I know everything about you. You could say it’s almost as if I’ve met you personally.”
Modya sighed, able to read her expression despite not being the best at doing so usually. “I...apologize if I’ve upset you…”
Alexia shook her head. “It’s not like you intended to.” She pushed the seat next to her with her foot. “Sit… please. I’d like to talk to you.”
This should be fun…twice in a row. Modya walked over and sat down, taking a deep breath.
Alexia tapped her fingers against the table for a few moments, looking Modya up and down like she was sizing him up. “Modya… I can call you Modya, right?”
The Russian nodded. “You can.”
“Modya, I’m not sure if you realize this, but I’m kind of… protective of my sister. She, um… she’s a really nice girl. Like… really, really, really nice. And people tend to take advantage of that fact. That’s not to say I don’t trust her to take care of herself, but… I still try to watch her back.”
“I can assure you that is not what I mean to do…” Modya protested.
“Jessica doesn’t seem to think so.” Alexia leaned forward. “And from what I’ve… heard about you, she might be right. But that’s not the only way being to nice can get her in trouble. I’m also afraid she might get involved with someone with one too many issues, and he’ll end up pulling her down with him.” She tapped her fingers against the table, this time louder and more methodically. “I, um… know what happened between you and her.” She lifted a finger and pointed it to her head, making a soft ‘pow’ noise.
“That’s not funny.” Modya said as his expression hardened. “I’m not exactly sure why she felt the need to talk about that...she is free to, of course, but I wish she hadn’t.” The Russian sighed.
Alexia shook her head. “She didn’t mean to. In a way, she didn’t have a choice. But that leads me to my next question; are you doing okay? ‘Cause like I said, my sister kinda likes you, and I don’t need you breaking her heart because you can’t hold it together.”
Modya was silent for a moment. “You’ve put me in a tough position. Honestly, I’m not, and I’m sure you know most of the reasons why. That said...” Modya sighed. “That said, Jessica is one of the reasons why I’m doing better than I was yesterday. Take that away, and I’m...not sure.”
Alexia raised a finger, sternly saying, “Don’t put her in a position where she is forced to stay by your side just because she’s afraid what you’ll do if she does.”
Modya rubbed his forehead in frustration. “That’s not what I’m trying to say, damn it...that’s just how it feels.”
Alexia smiled. “Well… as long as you’re not doing it for that reason.” She placed a hand on her chin. “You know… I can see what she sees in you, to a degree. If nothing else, you’re a very handsome man.”
“Sometimes that feels like that’s just about all I have going for myself,” Modya lamented.
Alexia shrugged. “Oh I don’t know about that. You are a soldier, after all. You have confidence problems, but a good woman could help you with that. And you sure know how to talk to women.” She smiled widely, and ran her hand through her hair.
“I’ve had experience, though obviously not lasting luck, as is apparent,” Modya responded.
“Well, maybe we can change that.” Alexia stood up, and slowly walked behind Modya. “Maybe I can offer you a deal to make sure you shake your confidence problems. A little… incentive to be happier…” She placed her hands on his shoulder, her bosom lightly pressing against the back of his head.
Is she...doing that on purpose? Modya glanced down at his coat pocket where he kept his cigarettes. And why do I get the feeling these will be lost in the deal… “What might that include?”
“Oh come now.” Alexia leaned forward. “Jessie says you’re fairly intelligent, you should be able to read between the lines.” She sighed. “To be honest, I don’t… get out much. I have no time to have a little fun. The special kind of fun, if you know what I mean. And something tells me Jessie isn’t going to offer you that kind of fun anytime soon. A bit too saintly, that one. Well, we have a saying in America. You scratch my back…” She leaned down, whispering in his ear, “...and I’ll rub something against your back.”
Modya closed his eyes for a moment. “If this is a test, you are being extraordinarily cruel, you know.”
Alexia chuckled. “Well, I’d hope you’d know by now that women have a tendency to be cruel. But we all have our needs, me included. And if we help each other out, it’ll keep you happy, and that in turn will keep Jessie happy. And she never needs to know about it.” She pulled Modya’s chair out. Sitting on his lap, she placed her face directly in front of his, and asked, “So want do you say? Do we have an arrangement, or what?”
Modya opened his eyes. “It..it could be easy for us to be found out, though...all it would take is one person to realize you’re not Jessica and tell her, or think it IS Jessica and tip her off by accident...not to mention I’m not sure if this is fair to your sister in the first place…”
Alexia lightly brushed her hand over her hair. “Oh, you worry too much. No one is going to say something like that to her out of the blue, and as long as I look exactly like her…” She grinned widely. “And I’m doing this for her remember? To make sure her little Russian boyfriend is in a good mood. Not that I’m not getting something out of it, of course.”
Modya did not look entirely convinced. “Leon talked to me earlier. He seemed suspicious that I was a...and I quote… “lecherous pervert.” I may have removed some of his suspicions, but that man has no concept of privacy.”
Alexia frowned. “That man sticks his nose into things he thinks are his business. Not that he isn’t easy to manipulate. All you have to do is play to his ego.” She put on a pouty face, and said in a slightly sad voice, “Come on, Modya. You’re not gonna make me beg, are you? How about a little try out. In your room.”
If I regret this, there is going to be hell to pay, seductress… Modya sighed, closing his eyes again for a moment, and then opened them. “With great…” Modya began, and then searched for the correct word, but could not think of what he was looking for in English. Instead, he finished, “Very well...we...we have a deal.”
“Great.” Alexia jumped to her feet and grabbed Modya’s hand, pulling him up. “Lead the way.”
This is not...how I expected to be spending my day. For better or for worse. Modya stood up, and led Alexia to his room.