DarkGemini24601
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DarkGemini24601 and Taxor the First: “A Little Too Much”
South of Mexico City, Mexico
1739 Hours, June 2nd
Onboard the Avenger
Level 2, Rear Block
The Bar
“And so we’ve got the X4 charges planted. We’re all ready to leave, and we start to fall back to get a distance from the statue. We don’t know when it’s gonna be time for it to blow up as part of our demonstration,” Yakone reconstructed the story of Operation Gatecrasher, towards the end of Alpha Team’s tale at the moment, “when suddenly an ADVENT dropship shows up. Of course, by this point we’ve taken out… what was it, eleven of them? So they’re pissed, and they drop two MEC Troopers right on top of us!”
Yakone took a swig of beer from her can before continuing, “At this point I think I spoke for the squad when I said ‘fuck this we’re out’. We call Danielle, and within a second or two she swoops in-”
“Actually, I was already there by the time you had cleared the range of the statue,” Firebrand cut in.
“Hey! You’re ruining the drama of the story. Quiet!” Yakone admonished her, before picking up where she left off. “The Skyranger’s ropes drop down, and we haul ass up into the ship. The MECs got off a shot or two at first, but once we were within the hold the dumbasses just stood there like statues and we booked it out to pick up Beta. Got to see the metal Elder go down from the viewscreen, but you could hear it toppling even from a block or two away.”
“Hmm… well, you’re lucky, Ipiktok,” Sharpshooter Stacie Belle told the young Ranger. “You got to enjoy the drama of that mission. I imagine the vast majority of our future ops will be a lot more low-key than that,” she surmised, taking a puff of her cigarette.
“From how quickly O’Brien uploaded the virus into their newscast it looks like the Gremlins are working just fine,” Specialist Grant Imahara noted. “Good to know.”
“I could have told you that,” Bonnie said, taking a swig of her own beverage. “Mr. Sour’s been using one on the outside for years. He’s still with us, so they can’t be that ineffective.”
Yakone raised an eyebrow, having another drink. “Who’s ‘Mr. Sour’? You talking about that Specialist that’s been lurking around behind closed doors with his bot more affectionately than the Chief?”
Beside the group, a blond-haired man sighed as he sat down, his drone remaining floating behind him. “I knew I shouldn’t have said anything,” he muttered, waving the bartender open. “Spreading rumors about me again Bonnie?”
The Scot shrugged. “You do treat that thing like a wife.”
The drone tilted sideways, while Lester merely shook his head. “You’re just trying to give yourself an excuse to say I’m taken,” he said, turning to face them. “Maybe you’ve got some affection bubbling deep down there.”
Bonnie physically paled. “You what.’
“Preeetttty sure you two are at least a decade apart,” Yakone interrupted with a shake of her head.
“Thanks!”
“Now I have to drink to forget that mental image too,” the Inuit-Caucasian went on.
“Now that is a verifiable excuse to keep drinking,” Danielle informed her friend with a roll of her eyes.
Lester accepted his drink with a smile at the bartender. “Mind if I join you? I too find myself in need of removing that thought from my brain.”
Bonnie glared at him. “You brought it up in the first place. And what’s so bad about the idea of me havin’ some fun? I’m not fifty yet.”
“Not far off,” Lester murmured into his glass before taking a gulp.
“Don’t worry,” Yakone assured the Grenadier, “you’re more likely to get some than Commander Iceberg.” A bit less audibly, she muttered, “not that I blame her for that one.”
“Ach, give your mum some credit. That hair suits her.”
Lester eyed the Scot for a moment. “Do you not want any of us to sleep well tonight? That’s another image I didn’t want.”
Bonnie bristled. “Why’re you pinnin’ this one on me? You started it!”
“I blame Yakone for the topic becoming sex around her… she has some sort of psychic aura I swear,” Firebrand said, having a sip of some wine.
“You have absolutely no proof of that,” Yakone complained.
Lester nearly spat out his drink. They have wine here?! Why was I never told? “Well, you are a green psion,” he stated, a bit more dignified. “I’ve heard of a number of... rather interesting things they’re capable of.”
Yakone leaned back in thought. “Yeah, I have considered the other applications of neural biokinesis, but I’ve never had the motivation to test-”
“Enough already, dear God!” Firebrand insisted. “You owe me for extracting your sorry bacon.”
“Fine…”
“We’ll all end up owing you a lifedebt if we’re stepping up our activities,” Lester complained. “Either that or we walk home. Not exactly a fair system if you ask me.”
Danielle smirked. “Hey, you get what you pay for.”
“No one pays any of us anything,” Yakone pointed out.
“You get what we have on hand then. Technically you all already owe dad for transportation fees now that we’re airborne.”
The Specialist sighed. “And this is why the old countries used to go into debt all the time,” he said, taking another drink.
“Why so glum, Mo? You almost sound like you’d prefer ADVENT to me,” Yakone joked for the most part innocuously.
Lester shrugged. “Eh. Gray skin wouldn’t work with my hair. And those helmets? Unless I got the cape, wouldn’t be worth looking like a lamppost.”
“Or giving identification to one all the time,” Firebrand added. “Tygan has no shortage of horror stories.”
“I guess the cape would be the one thing tempting me,” Yakone conceded. “But I expect I’m on the most wanted listed now.” She grinned devilishly. “How many people can say that?”
The man and his drone glanced at each other. “Shall I ask for a show of hands?” he asked dryly.
“Oh, I’m sure the rest of you are on some watch list, but only the original Menace 1-5 are no longer just ghosts,” Yakone countered. “Plus I’ve got psionics so that makes me even more coveted.”
“That part I don’t think’s a good thing…” Firebrand responded. “Unless you like being brainwashed and conscripted if you get captured. At least the others would have a chance of imprisonment and escape in the event they got cornered.”
“What’s the phrase? ‘They’ll never take me alive?’ Or dead for that matter,” the Ranger replied.
“Depends on your infamy,” Lester said. “I wasn’t there myself, but one of my squadmates barely avoided being captured only a few weeks ago, and only because he wasn’t the target. ADVENT pulled out… maybe not all stops, but most of them.” He grinned. “So don’t get too well-known, or you’ll have some interesting people at your doorstep.”
“What, a Charger or a Muton kicked down his door or something?” Yakone asked presumptuously. “Sure those are scary, but hardly unbeatable.”
“Worse. He said an Elder was involved.”
“Bullshit!” Yakone shouted in disbelief. “I’ve never heard of them doing anything more than posturing and then disappearing into the shadows again.”
“Then perhaps you should talk to your mother a bit more,” Lester stated, taking another drink. “It’s rare, but every now and then one pops up. This one in particular is apparently something like a detective. Brought my friend’s father in for interrogation. I… uh…” He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “I don’t think he’ll be released afterwards, considering.”
“Well, damn…” Yakone was quiet for a moment. “That sucks, though for us… we do want to eventually attract their attention. After all, the end goal is cutting off the heads of the Protectorate and their puppet empire, right?”
The Specialist frowned. “I hope that’s not a literal desire. Decapitations make me squeamish.”
“Hey, I’ve got a sword. I have to use it. It’s not even a desire; it’s an obligation.”
“A stab will get the job done, there’s no need to desecrate someone’s body like that.” He shifted uncomfortably. “Suddenly I’m appreciating Arthur’s reserved manner a lot more.”
“Maybe if they were human, but it’s not like it matters so much for aliens,” Yakone retorted. “I won’t go decapitating any ADVENT soldiers if that makes you any less squeamish, missus.”
“Got a bit of a weak stomach there, Lesty?” Bonnie taunted.
“Forgive me for not wishing to bathe myself in the blood of my enemies,” ‘Lesty’ returned.
“So you’re no fun is what you’re saying,” Yakone said with a smirk.
“If being no fun mean’s I’m not a blood-soaked psychopath with a large knife at the end of this, then so be it. I’d rather not slice my way through life. It’d become difficult to know when to stop.”
“I have no worries. We don’t stop until ADVENT is burning,” Yakone said more seriously. “Not everything gets slashed, but I won’t hesitate or anything.”
“Just… don’t get too into it,” Lester warned. “We kill as a means to an end. Not for fun. We start doing that, we’re no different to the criminals ADVENT portrays us as.”
“Now you know why I call him ‘Mr. Sour’,” Bonnie muttered.
Yakone shrugged, opening another can of beer and downing a good portion of it in one go. “No, I’m not that crazy. Combat is thrilling, but I don’t get off from cutting people down. Way I see it, ADVENT soldiers I fight are more than likely victims of the Coalition itself. The aliens… I’ll let Robert figure out what makes them tick, my job’s just to take them out with bullets or blade.”
“That, I can agree with,” Lester said, nodding. “Though I hold doubts as to whether we can actually achieve what we want in our lifetimes… assuming those lifetimes are longer than ‘a few weeks’, anyway.”
“Again, pessimistic… the time is now or never,” Yakone proclaimed, finishing off the rest of the can - which was perhaps more than enough, as a slur was creeping into her words. “Past twenty have been buildup, but now we kick some serious ass.”
South of Mexico City, Mexico
1739 Hours, June 2nd
Onboard the Avenger
Level 2, Rear Block
The Bar
“And so we’ve got the X4 charges planted. We’re all ready to leave, and we start to fall back to get a distance from the statue. We don’t know when it’s gonna be time for it to blow up as part of our demonstration,” Yakone reconstructed the story of Operation Gatecrasher, towards the end of Alpha Team’s tale at the moment, “when suddenly an ADVENT dropship shows up. Of course, by this point we’ve taken out… what was it, eleven of them? So they’re pissed, and they drop two MEC Troopers right on top of us!”
Yakone took a swig of beer from her can before continuing, “At this point I think I spoke for the squad when I said ‘fuck this we’re out’. We call Danielle, and within a second or two she swoops in-”
“Actually, I was already there by the time you had cleared the range of the statue,” Firebrand cut in.
“Hey! You’re ruining the drama of the story. Quiet!” Yakone admonished her, before picking up where she left off. “The Skyranger’s ropes drop down, and we haul ass up into the ship. The MECs got off a shot or two at first, but once we were within the hold the dumbasses just stood there like statues and we booked it out to pick up Beta. Got to see the metal Elder go down from the viewscreen, but you could hear it toppling even from a block or two away.”
“Hmm… well, you’re lucky, Ipiktok,” Sharpshooter Stacie Belle told the young Ranger. “You got to enjoy the drama of that mission. I imagine the vast majority of our future ops will be a lot more low-key than that,” she surmised, taking a puff of her cigarette.
“From how quickly O’Brien uploaded the virus into their newscast it looks like the Gremlins are working just fine,” Specialist Grant Imahara noted. “Good to know.”
“I could have told you that,” Bonnie said, taking a swig of her own beverage. “Mr. Sour’s been using one on the outside for years. He’s still with us, so they can’t be that ineffective.”
Yakone raised an eyebrow, having another drink. “Who’s ‘Mr. Sour’? You talking about that Specialist that’s been lurking around behind closed doors with his bot more affectionately than the Chief?”
Beside the group, a blond-haired man sighed as he sat down, his drone remaining floating behind him. “I knew I shouldn’t have said anything,” he muttered, waving the bartender open. “Spreading rumors about me again Bonnie?”
The Scot shrugged. “You do treat that thing like a wife.”
The drone tilted sideways, while Lester merely shook his head. “You’re just trying to give yourself an excuse to say I’m taken,” he said, turning to face them. “Maybe you’ve got some affection bubbling deep down there.”
Bonnie physically paled. “You what.’
“Preeetttty sure you two are at least a decade apart,” Yakone interrupted with a shake of her head.
“Thanks!”
“Now I have to drink to forget that mental image too,” the Inuit-Caucasian went on.
“Now that is a verifiable excuse to keep drinking,” Danielle informed her friend with a roll of her eyes.
Lester accepted his drink with a smile at the bartender. “Mind if I join you? I too find myself in need of removing that thought from my brain.”
Bonnie glared at him. “You brought it up in the first place. And what’s so bad about the idea of me havin’ some fun? I’m not fifty yet.”
“Not far off,” Lester murmured into his glass before taking a gulp.
“Don’t worry,” Yakone assured the Grenadier, “you’re more likely to get some than Commander Iceberg.” A bit less audibly, she muttered, “not that I blame her for that one.”
“Ach, give your mum some credit. That hair suits her.”
Lester eyed the Scot for a moment. “Do you not want any of us to sleep well tonight? That’s another image I didn’t want.”
Bonnie bristled. “Why’re you pinnin’ this one on me? You started it!”
“I blame Yakone for the topic becoming sex around her… she has some sort of psychic aura I swear,” Firebrand said, having a sip of some wine.
“You have absolutely no proof of that,” Yakone complained.
Lester nearly spat out his drink. They have wine here?! Why was I never told? “Well, you are a green psion,” he stated, a bit more dignified. “I’ve heard of a number of... rather interesting things they’re capable of.”
Yakone leaned back in thought. “Yeah, I have considered the other applications of neural biokinesis, but I’ve never had the motivation to test-”
“Enough already, dear God!” Firebrand insisted. “You owe me for extracting your sorry bacon.”
“Fine…”
“We’ll all end up owing you a lifedebt if we’re stepping up our activities,” Lester complained. “Either that or we walk home. Not exactly a fair system if you ask me.”
Danielle smirked. “Hey, you get what you pay for.”
“No one pays any of us anything,” Yakone pointed out.
“You get what we have on hand then. Technically you all already owe dad for transportation fees now that we’re airborne.”
The Specialist sighed. “And this is why the old countries used to go into debt all the time,” he said, taking another drink.
“Why so glum, Mo? You almost sound like you’d prefer ADVENT to me,” Yakone joked for the most part innocuously.
Lester shrugged. “Eh. Gray skin wouldn’t work with my hair. And those helmets? Unless I got the cape, wouldn’t be worth looking like a lamppost.”
“Or giving identification to one all the time,” Firebrand added. “Tygan has no shortage of horror stories.”
“I guess the cape would be the one thing tempting me,” Yakone conceded. “But I expect I’m on the most wanted listed now.” She grinned devilishly. “How many people can say that?”
The man and his drone glanced at each other. “Shall I ask for a show of hands?” he asked dryly.
“Oh, I’m sure the rest of you are on some watch list, but only the original Menace 1-5 are no longer just ghosts,” Yakone countered. “Plus I’ve got psionics so that makes me even more coveted.”
“That part I don’t think’s a good thing…” Firebrand responded. “Unless you like being brainwashed and conscripted if you get captured. At least the others would have a chance of imprisonment and escape in the event they got cornered.”
“What’s the phrase? ‘They’ll never take me alive?’ Or dead for that matter,” the Ranger replied.
“Depends on your infamy,” Lester said. “I wasn’t there myself, but one of my squadmates barely avoided being captured only a few weeks ago, and only because he wasn’t the target. ADVENT pulled out… maybe not all stops, but most of them.” He grinned. “So don’t get too well-known, or you’ll have some interesting people at your doorstep.”
“What, a Charger or a Muton kicked down his door or something?” Yakone asked presumptuously. “Sure those are scary, but hardly unbeatable.”
“Worse. He said an Elder was involved.”
“Bullshit!” Yakone shouted in disbelief. “I’ve never heard of them doing anything more than posturing and then disappearing into the shadows again.”
“Then perhaps you should talk to your mother a bit more,” Lester stated, taking another drink. “It’s rare, but every now and then one pops up. This one in particular is apparently something like a detective. Brought my friend’s father in for interrogation. I… uh…” He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “I don’t think he’ll be released afterwards, considering.”
“Well, damn…” Yakone was quiet for a moment. “That sucks, though for us… we do want to eventually attract their attention. After all, the end goal is cutting off the heads of the Protectorate and their puppet empire, right?”
The Specialist frowned. “I hope that’s not a literal desire. Decapitations make me squeamish.”
“Hey, I’ve got a sword. I have to use it. It’s not even a desire; it’s an obligation.”
“A stab will get the job done, there’s no need to desecrate someone’s body like that.” He shifted uncomfortably. “Suddenly I’m appreciating Arthur’s reserved manner a lot more.”
“Maybe if they were human, but it’s not like it matters so much for aliens,” Yakone retorted. “I won’t go decapitating any ADVENT soldiers if that makes you any less squeamish, missus.”
“Got a bit of a weak stomach there, Lesty?” Bonnie taunted.
“Forgive me for not wishing to bathe myself in the blood of my enemies,” ‘Lesty’ returned.
“So you’re no fun is what you’re saying,” Yakone said with a smirk.
“If being no fun mean’s I’m not a blood-soaked psychopath with a large knife at the end of this, then so be it. I’d rather not slice my way through life. It’d become difficult to know when to stop.”
“I have no worries. We don’t stop until ADVENT is burning,” Yakone said more seriously. “Not everything gets slashed, but I won’t hesitate or anything.”
“Just… don’t get too into it,” Lester warned. “We kill as a means to an end. Not for fun. We start doing that, we’re no different to the criminals ADVENT portrays us as.”
“Now you know why I call him ‘Mr. Sour’,” Bonnie muttered.
Yakone shrugged, opening another can of beer and downing a good portion of it in one go. “No, I’m not that crazy. Combat is thrilling, but I don’t get off from cutting people down. Way I see it, ADVENT soldiers I fight are more than likely victims of the Coalition itself. The aliens… I’ll let Robert figure out what makes them tick, my job’s just to take them out with bullets or blade.”
“That, I can agree with,” Lester said, nodding. “Though I hold doubts as to whether we can actually achieve what we want in our lifetimes… assuming those lifetimes are longer than ‘a few weeks’, anyway.”
“Again, pessimistic… the time is now or never,” Yakone proclaimed, finishing off the rest of the can - which was perhaps more than enough, as a slur was creeping into her words. “Past twenty have been buildup, but now we kick some serious ass.”