Shieldbearer Autopsy
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Jennifer stands over the already open remains of a grey-skinned human, clamps holding his chest open, a sheet draped over his lower body. Jennifer has a mask and goggles on her face, and blood on her gloves. "It is odd," she starts, her eyes saying she is smiling. "It's strange to think that I've done more autopsies on someone of a different species than my own. This is a unusual... well, that makes me sound morbid."
The image switches to her head camera, showing the inside of the cadaver. "Well, this person is human. For the most part, anyway. Organs are all increased in size. And I mean all. Heart, lungs, stomach, liver. Even his appendix is bigger then normal. Either for the same reason, or he was about to die of appendicitis anyway." She giggles at her own joke, then clears her throat in embarrassment as she pulls out the stomach to be weighed.
The camera shifts to an overhead view. "Blood tests and genetic analysis indicates that he not only had Sectoid DNA, but Muton as well, at least based on our old Muton samples. This would account for the increase in... well, mass. I wonder if it increase aggression as well. What I wouldn't give to compare brain samples and scans to a living individual." She taps her mask in thought. "I wonder if I could convince our good doctor that a cranial CT scan, and an itsy, bitsy brain biopsy of Ms. Van Dam would be... beneficial for her health." Her eyes said she was grinning. "I'm sure he wouldn't be... too hard to convince, considering..."
Again, Jennifer clears her throat in embarrassment, and moves back to the body, the camera angle being from the forward shot again. "At any rate, there isn't too much more I can learn from the body itself... at least not on the surface. The 'real' gain from him is his armor and equipment. Dr. Tygan was really happy to see that, all the thoughts of research potential running through his head. I swear, he might have let out a cry of joy if he wasn't such a..." She blinks several times in thought, and gives the camera a nervous look. "...w-wasn't such a steadfast, dedicated professional, far to busy making us great to worry about such superficial things."
Jennifer laughs nervously. "Of course, I for one sees the gold mine this man has to offer. Various parts of him hold unseen treasures. For example, the nervous system seems to be altered to be more sensitive to psychic signals, and it might even have cloned components. And every cell in his body speaks volumes of information about genetic engineering and gene splicing between multiple species! I might have preferred another alien from the mission... and I totally understand why that wasn't possible... but I am glad to have this chance! I wouldn't mind a few more bodies to cut up! I... boy, that came out wrong. Point is, I have a lot of analysis to do. Who knows? Someday, we might want to start splicing in Muton and Sectoid DNA ourselves. And when that day comes, who will they have to thank for already doing a bunch of the research? Jennifer Chambers, that's who." She waves her hands over the body excitedly. "Imagine if we had a soldier with the strength in these arm!" she says, gripping the body's right arm. "If they had this kind of lung capacity. This strong of a heart. And I bet these legs can run for..."
Jennifer lifts the sheet a bit, and stares underneath for a few moments, her eyes going wide. She slowly lowers the sheet again, her face completely red as she removes her mask, goggles, and gloves. "I think... now would be a g-good time fffor a break..."
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Jennifer stands over the already open remains of a grey-skinned human, clamps holding his chest open, a sheet draped over his lower body. Jennifer has a mask and goggles on her face, and blood on her gloves. "It is odd," she starts, her eyes saying she is smiling. "It's strange to think that I've done more autopsies on someone of a different species than my own. This is a unusual... well, that makes me sound morbid."
The image switches to her head camera, showing the inside of the cadaver. "Well, this person is human. For the most part, anyway. Organs are all increased in size. And I mean all. Heart, lungs, stomach, liver. Even his appendix is bigger then normal. Either for the same reason, or he was about to die of appendicitis anyway." She giggles at her own joke, then clears her throat in embarrassment as she pulls out the stomach to be weighed.
The camera shifts to an overhead view. "Blood tests and genetic analysis indicates that he not only had Sectoid DNA, but Muton as well, at least based on our old Muton samples. This would account for the increase in... well, mass. I wonder if it increase aggression as well. What I wouldn't give to compare brain samples and scans to a living individual." She taps her mask in thought. "I wonder if I could convince our good doctor that a cranial CT scan, and an itsy, bitsy brain biopsy of Ms. Van Dam would be... beneficial for her health." Her eyes said she was grinning. "I'm sure he wouldn't be... too hard to convince, considering..."
Again, Jennifer clears her throat in embarrassment, and moves back to the body, the camera angle being from the forward shot again. "At any rate, there isn't too much more I can learn from the body itself... at least not on the surface. The 'real' gain from him is his armor and equipment. Dr. Tygan was really happy to see that, all the thoughts of research potential running through his head. I swear, he might have let out a cry of joy if he wasn't such a..." She blinks several times in thought, and gives the camera a nervous look. "...w-wasn't such a steadfast, dedicated professional, far to busy making us great to worry about such superficial things."
Jennifer laughs nervously. "Of course, I for one sees the gold mine this man has to offer. Various parts of him hold unseen treasures. For example, the nervous system seems to be altered to be more sensitive to psychic signals, and it might even have cloned components. And every cell in his body speaks volumes of information about genetic engineering and gene splicing between multiple species! I might have preferred another alien from the mission... and I totally understand why that wasn't possible... but I am glad to have this chance! I wouldn't mind a few more bodies to cut up! I... boy, that came out wrong. Point is, I have a lot of analysis to do. Who knows? Someday, we might want to start splicing in Muton and Sectoid DNA ourselves. And when that day comes, who will they have to thank for already doing a bunch of the research? Jennifer Chambers, that's who." She waves her hands over the body excitedly. "Imagine if we had a soldier with the strength in these arm!" she says, gripping the body's right arm. "If they had this kind of lung capacity. This strong of a heart. And I bet these legs can run for..."
Jennifer lifts the sheet a bit, and stares underneath for a few moments, her eyes going wide. She slowly lowers the sheet again, her face completely red as she removes her mask, goggles, and gloves. "I think... now would be a g-good time fffor a break..."
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