People think I laugh too much. The fools... don't they know that I bleed humor? Comedy is in my veins! (my head still hurts from slapstick practice)
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A fist can only solve easy problems. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
Power is a tool. At times, it may have a will of its own. But what matters is how you wield it.
"You were a good boy Maxwell... a shame you turned out to be a shit man." Alexander Anderson, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 8
*When you wanna watch anime on Crunchyroll, but everything is subbed* I cri erityme
blem blam spam is so annoying.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson Erusea!?
"Why did you shoot me dammit?"
"Because you wanted shots to be fired."
"I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!!!!!!"
"Because you wanted shots to be fired."
"I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!!!!!!"
We never saw a thing until it came for you and me, and dragging us into the dark, with everything now broke apart.
I want to reveal myself, as long as it's just you and I.
Happy Burrday Me!
"If I still had a penis, it would be quite auspicious that we are wearing baggy pants. But enough about hypothetical erections..."
Friends are like Family you get to pick, so they're better.