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Finally, I can put the 170 hours I put in that game to good use! What services dost thou require?

Eh, sometimes collateral damage is impossible to avoid. Besides, in the past year you've probably already had this happen a few times already.

The longer you sleep, the greater the chance a spider takes up residence in your mouth.

"The world will never change unless we trust people. Trust is vital in a peaceful world. But that'll never happen." -Larry 'Pixy' Foulke

Oh yeah, I'm fine with the swordsfolk (hell my main is Roy), just other people might not be. I mean there's what, ten characters who use swords? To some that might seem like a lot.

Well, it isn't Phoenix Wright, but at least it isn't Master Chief. Oh god the horror if he got in. Also, I predict that the amount of people complaining about there being so many swordsfolk will increase threefold.

Aw, I'll put away the guillotine then.

On a completely unrelated and tangential note to get us off of this inflammatory topic, realize that we are all walking infection vectors for thought viruses:

BMPixy and DarkGemini24601: "Heinous Halogens, Part 2" "I imagine the consulate is on the surface, and that's a little too long a transit time for an emergency," Irina began, "and I neither know this Nitetis nor fall under a caste." "Never implied you were part of the caste system, just...

I have a skype, but I use it less than my critical thinking when I almost joined that cult back in the day.

“Post Peak Awkward, Part Two” Elicia cautiously took the bar, broke off a piece, and placed it in her mouth, chewing it carefully. "It's just... chocolate?" Elicia wondered aloud. Breaking off another small piece and eating it, she continued, "Yeah, just chocolate, good chocolate at that...

ZombieSplitter53 and BMPixy: “Post Peak Awkward, Part One” In Orbit of Forseti, Aboard the Einherjar 1431 Local Time; May 20th, 2044 Just Outside the Hydroponics Bay Elicia glanced at her watch, shaking her head at her reluctance to get this over with. Geez, not like she actually slept with my...

“The Sound of Silence” In Orbit of Forseti, Aboard the Einherjar 1536 Local; May 18th, 2044 Bar Three pilots sat at the bar, gently nursing a drink - or in the case of the Sectoid, an IV. No words flowed between the trio, the gap of a single seat preventing conversation, despite the idle...

DarkGemini24601, BMPixy, and Alzdude28: “Operation Big Dipper, Part 6” Ramep scanned the engagement area, noting that the last of the initial wave of fighters had finally been down. “Small blessings,” the Wahada muttered. Speaking up, he ordered, “Phoenix, Penguin, we’re maneuvering to...

DarkGemini24601, BMPixy, and Alzdude28: “Operation Big Dipper, Part 4” Meanwhile, the furball raged ever on. Despite their rather excessive outnumbering - even with the handful of Sable Spears breaking off - Phoenix was holding on rather admirably. However, the numbers they were faced with...

DarkGemini24601 and BMPixy: “Operation Big Dipper, Part 1” As Pacific Wing - consisting of a dozen Firestorms and a dozen Seraphs - was escorted by two Novahawks and twelve Stingrays towards the two enemy battleships, Addington’s voice crackled over comms again. Briefly distracting them from...

I'unno, I think the scariest thing is the 'Games for Windows Live' banner. The horror and suffering there... ngh.

Oh hey, I was just looking for a tangential justification to post this:

Part Three “Ah. Nice t’ meet ya then, Ez-” Frederick paused, a look of realization slowly crossing his face. “Wait. Waitwaitwait… Where have I heard that name bef- Oh. Him.” “Hey-o.” He said with a flick of the wrist, leaning in to whisper to Elicia, “Does he always look like he had his face...