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It was only meant to be 5 at most, and then... things got out of hand. Now you know why it wasn't released over Thanksgiving like it was meant to be.

Taxor the First and DarkGemini24601 - Part 8 The pulse beam shot forward, and met a telekinetic shield thrown up in defense. As it was a hasty barrier, it shattered into shards of yellow light - but ablated the energy from the rifle enough that the natural defenses of Exantia were enough to...

Taxor the First and DarkGemini24601 - Part 7 The Hive Queen made its presence known again, unveiling itself from the shadows behind one of the unoccupied anti-air turrets. Only a few members of Judgement Squad could see it from that angle - including the elite Chryssalid’s intended target. The...

Taxor the First and DarkGemini24601 - Operation Crimson Duke, Part 6 The doors of the pod slid open, allowing the occupant inside to skitter out. It was a chryssallid - though its height was slightly exaggerated, and its violet skin was covered by a malleable alloy coating that swayed back and...

Part 5 There was the sound of a large metal door being raised, and from within the massive garage a small convoy of vehicles exited, the one in front squashing a Chryssalid that was in it’s path. ADVENT’s reaction was nigh-immediate. Ships that had previously been hovering above the camp...

Part 4 They had to wait for Rothchild’s own soldiers to prepare, though. While Chloe bickered with her general over whether or not she should be involved, Samson sauntered over to the XCOM Aerotrooper. The bodyguard was wearing what had formerly been an ADVENT Officer’s chestplate over a...

Part 3 The two stood up awkwardly, the Overseer climbing off him to allow him to rise. “I’ll have to remember that trick,” Alan said quietly. Joy was too busy celebrating. “Yes, that’s her!” she said cheerfully. “We did it! … Samuel, are you alright? You look a little sick.” The Aerotrooper...

Part 2 The squad moved through where the enemy had come from, wary of any other search parties. With a Recon unit in that squad, it’s pretty obvious they’re looking for survivors. And with a MEC, it’s equally as obvious that they don’t intend for survivors to stay surviving. The icy hand on...

Part 1 “Alright, here’s the deal,” Samuel began. “Technically we’re on ADVENT ass-kicking duty. We drop down, we kill anyone dumb enough to get in our way, we save a few civvies, leave. We’re heroes for a day. But today, all of that is a secondary objective. Our primary is finding and securing...

“You’ll have to show me sometime,” Chloe said, a cheeky grin on her face. “If I ever get better control over the damn thing,” Samuel muttered in answer. “Arthur’s been a big help, though. At least now I don’t hate the old owner.” “Arthur’s your… Phantom, right?” “That’s the guy.” The...

Civ 5 is great for just a chill game (although Rome is probably less chill right now considering they have both the Russian and Austrian armies converging on them). Never played 6. Don't really have a desire to right now.

*yawn* Yeah, good. Just woke up. Regretting staying up till 3 am last night playing civ. Probably going to play Sun for the rest of the day. So yeah, pretty alright.

*distant beginning of lion king* You have made the correct choice zombie. Admittedly we differ in that I took bootleg entei over batman because deus vult, but still...

Everyone's burnt out from all the sex. Even Lester, resident pimp, needs a break at some point.

My lube was not sufficient.

I mean, it's not like we all coordinated this. I'm going to stick by my assertion that Cathy drugged everyone's food with aphrodisiacs or something...

Speaking of the perfectly stable, have a large solo! ... sorry to break the string of people having sex. You may resume after.

The Enemy of My Enemy is Me, Part 3 “You may wish to open your eyes,” Arthur’s voice told him. Obediently, Samuel opened them. Before him stretched a vast ocean, blue waves lapping at the cliff face he was- The Aerotrooper exclaimed in alarm and darted backwards. “Could I have not been...

The Enemy of My Enemy is Me, Part 2 Bastard’s running rings around me! he thought, angrily reloading his rifle. Out-maneuvering me at every turn! Is this what ADVENT feels like when I’m on the field? The beginnings of a realization tugged at his consciousness, an aspect of this fight he...