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Cairo, Egypt February 1st, 9:56 AM They had all taken their places half an hour before, Isaac not wanting to risk their quarry leaving early and thus neatly avoiding them. Tension between the five operatives was only rising in response to the approaching time, when Sali was meant to leave the...

Overseer’s Files: Operation “Steamroller” Streets of Cairo, Egypt February 1st, 10:00 AM Active Operatives: Samantha “Iron Huntress” Steele (Squad Leader, Gunner/Heavy) Isaac “The Judge” Anderson (Mastermind, Sniper) Jack “Noxious” Lazarus (Chemical Specialist, Scout) Evelyn “Raider” Gandra...

??? January 23rd, 7:32 PM “Spectre’s death was a result of his own poor judgement of the threat his enemies posed,” Lester said calmly. “His command of his supporting units was also lackluster, from the report I’ve received.” “I’ve read the damn report,” Hackett growled. “I still have no idea...

So it was he entered their makeshift armory, simply a room re-purposed to house everyone’s equipment and weaponry. Some lockers had been left behind when the previous owners had sold the warehouse – these now contained each operative’s choice weapons, and some of their equipment too. Jack...

??? January 11th, 9:43 PM “So he went after Samson first…” Lester mused, pouring over the various slips of paper on his table. “Interesting. I would have thought he’d try to recruit the Pale Horse first.” “The fact that he didn’t speaks volumes of their knowledge,” Lucifer added. “Samson is a...

Chapter 3: The Praised and Reviled

OK OK I'M UP I'M UP

That would work, if it wasn't also the reason I'm staying up so late. Thanks for ruining my internal clock Bethesda.

Ladies and gentlemen, for one week only I have for you all a special offer! Convince me to get my lazy ass out of bed before 9:00 and you could win a collab opportunity with me! Disclaimer: the offer of a collab, monetary incentives, or both may be used to achieve this. Sexual favours will be...

Taxor_the_First and DarkGemini24601: “Much to Talk about Nothing, Part 2” That drew a frown. “Is… there such a thing as war insurance? I haven’t exactly worried about property damage before. Never really fit my style to be discrete.” “That would be a question for someone trained in law,”...

Of course you would like the bug lady Frost.

Samus and Dedede all day erryday

I don't. Pretty sure the call quality would be absolute shit since I live on the other side of the bloody world. Not sure about anyone else.

Bah, you weren't paying rent anyway.

Whohohohohoho. Close one. I was literally about to pack up and bugger off since it looks like no one wants to talk to me.

It's gotten to the point that I reroll unless I get one of those. A friend of mine got to around a -370 win streak before finally beating one run. ONE RUN

I'm around for the day if anyone wants to give me something to do btw. If you don't, I'll just end up playing Afterbirth and getting mad. You see this? Face of the godamn devil.

"Lasht"? Someone's already been at that vodka.

Day 27. Running out of supplies. Marine and I are the only ones left alive. And sane, anyway. Frost is gibbering something over in back as per usual. Still no contact from the outside world. I've lost all hope of rescue. I've accepted my fate. Only one left to me now. If anyone finds this, tell...

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