From the Audio Diary of Jessica Andrews, age 9,
Excerpt #1
March 7th, 2015
I love this new speaking diary. My big brother Joey still uses a pencil and paper. You'd think he would no how to use better tech, techny, um better machines since he's fighting the monsters that took my Mommy, Johnny, and Shawn from me, but...
...now I (sniff, sob) I...
Uh, my new home is okay, and the monsters haven't come here yet. But my new brother Brian slaps me if I say his name wrong, and he keeps saying they will be here soon and they will take me away when they do.
...I-I hate him...
Joey says he will come for me soon, and I believe him. He says that he is getting along with everyone now, which makes me happy because he was having problems at first. He says this guy, uh, T-Tyner, is really smart, and he was able to make friends with that girl, An, uh, Annie. I told him he just needed to tell her she was pretty! He said this strong guy N, uh, Noogie guy knocked him on the ground, and I said he should get an, an appolingy. Joey said they were only practicing. Why do grownups have to hit each other to practice. He says he also likes a girl named Ay, uh, Ayama. I told him he should ask her to be his girlfriend, but he said she wouldn't want to. I asked how he knows if he doesn't ask, and he said she doesn't like boys. When I said I don't really like boys either, his face turned red, and he said it was different, and he'll tell me why when I'm older.
...I hate it when he treats me like a kid...
Oh, Joey said they had another big fight with the monsters, and they even blowed up their ship, but he says they probably have more. He said he was sad because his friend Ari, uh, Arybath, was hurt. He said she would be okay, but he was afraid more of his friends would get hurt.
...what if Joey gets hurt fighting for me...
He said he was going to visit Ar, uh, Arabeth, but he didn't know if he could make her feel better, because he said every time he tries to make a girl happy, they get mad a him. I said he should bring her flowers, because all girls like it when boys bring them flowers, but he said they were underground, so there are no flowers. I told him he should ask A-Annie or Ayamey for something, but he said something about, uh, v-vodka and "not doing that again."
{Boy's voice} Jessie, I'm eating your ice cream!
What. no, don't!
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