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Sarge-Pepper
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Sorry, i meant Thenlar.
XCOM Multiplayer Tournament
- Thread starter ChristopherOdd
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Sorry, i meant Thenlar.
Meaningofbread
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Recorded!
Also, I got a note from my ISP saying that they will be working on the lines where I live for about half a week. Therefore ill be trying to do matches all night tonight, from 8:30 (est) to midnight. I will drop everything and hopefully complete as many matches as possible before my internet gets buggered up tommorow.
Taxor_the_First
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For butchering my name, you must face the consequences.
7AM - 1PM EST. Any day.
Come at me brah.
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Sarge-Pepper
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Consider it brought, son
Meaningofbread
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Taxor_the_First
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Sarge-Pepper
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If anything, I am heartily looking forward to smack talk. Everyone been really quiet so far.
Meaningofbread
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Me and Wolfb just had a match, unfortunately I almost rage-quited so we don't have a screenshot of the second match where he handily squished me. The first one was very close though, but in the end, he has won 2-0.
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Sarge-Pepper
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Sarge Vs Thenlar
Round 1:
Can't we talk about this over a pint? (Bar)
Sarge's Heroes was raiding the local beer truck when they'd overheard a terrible Yo Mamma Joke being told from the other end of the parking lot. Totally offended at the lameness of associating someone's mother with a yoga ball, the Heroes decided to take action. Blasting through the bar, the Heroes assaulted a surprised foe, Thenlar's Rangers, with their wild pet Chrysalids running around, shitting on the booze. A few of the new "Super Bouncy Ball Grenades" that the MEC had loaded up, and the flying snipers and the threat to good humor they represented were quickly dispatched.
Sarge 1 - Thenlar 0
Round 2:
I'll take Two Alloy Cannon Shots, and make those West-Side-Sized, to-go please. (Fast Food Joint)
With the Heroes famished from the recent correction of terrible jokes in the world, they decided to stop at the local "Stop and Out" for some late night refreshments. Unfortunately, so did Thenlar's Rangers. What proceeded was reported by eyewitnesses to be "A Fight of West Side story proportions, with Snapping and Jazz hands made much more memorable by Aliens and MEC's managing to do it." Another Witness called it "Fantastic. Who knew a fight could have such Rhythm?"
Upon setting up, and destroying most of the walls in the restaurant, A Berserker appeared and started dancing to distract the Heroes from an Advanced Assault dropping off of the roof. The Sparkles and Jazz hands were not figured out to be a ruse until after two of the Heros had fallen. Several point blank shots later, some running around, and prissy little screaming by a Exalt Heavy with one health being punched to death (Not a part of the dance routine), the match was over and the lights dimmed to an applauding audience.
Sarge 2 - Thenlar 0
SARGE WINS
http://imgur.com/a/MuqWe <- PROOF
Round 1:
Can't we talk about this over a pint? (Bar)
Sarge's Heroes was raiding the local beer truck when they'd overheard a terrible Yo Mamma Joke being told from the other end of the parking lot. Totally offended at the lameness of associating someone's mother with a yoga ball, the Heroes decided to take action. Blasting through the bar, the Heroes assaulted a surprised foe, Thenlar's Rangers, with their wild pet Chrysalids running around, shitting on the booze. A few of the new "Super Bouncy Ball Grenades" that the MEC had loaded up, and the flying snipers and the threat to good humor they represented were quickly dispatched.
Sarge 1 - Thenlar 0
Round 2:
I'll take Two Alloy Cannon Shots, and make those West-Side-Sized, to-go please. (Fast Food Joint)
With the Heroes famished from the recent correction of terrible jokes in the world, they decided to stop at the local "Stop and Out" for some late night refreshments. Unfortunately, so did Thenlar's Rangers. What proceeded was reported by eyewitnesses to be "A Fight of West Side story proportions, with Snapping and Jazz hands made much more memorable by Aliens and MEC's managing to do it." Another Witness called it "Fantastic. Who knew a fight could have such Rhythm?"
Upon setting up, and destroying most of the walls in the restaurant, A Berserker appeared and started dancing to distract the Heroes from an Advanced Assault dropping off of the roof. The Sparkles and Jazz hands were not figured out to be a ruse until after two of the Heros had fallen. Several point blank shots later, some running around, and prissy little screaming by a Exalt Heavy with one health being punched to death (Not a part of the dance routine), the match was over and the lights dimmed to an applauding audience.
Sarge 2 - Thenlar 0
SARGE WINS
http://imgur.com/a/MuqWe <- PROOF
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Sarge-Pepper
Guest
Still a valid question. Bread, almighty ruler of the tournament, how shall we continue?!?
Also, anyone notice that the match between Pixie and Tau is 2 and 2 for victory points?
http://imgur.com/a/tG1x6
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Taugaunt
Member
We couldn't connect to each other so Bread decided on a 2-2 draw
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Sarge-Pepper
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Gotcha. Sweet.
Meaningofbread
Well-Known Member
This thing seems to be taking it's sweet mercy time, so I'll just go with one Round Robin, and then see who sits on top. Winner plays Chris, and we end there. If we get enough people on for another "Season" then sure, we can do this again.
As for the second part, I am a merciful ruler, so i hath decided to award both sides points for the lulz. Honestly, I could have kept it at a 0-0 tie and there wouldn't have been a difference.
Taugaunt
Member
Sigh its hard being the first one finished now I am stuck waiting to see how everyone else scores. My top spot is far from a guarantied victory.
So I must wait observing the petty squabbles of the untested masses. Waiting for glorious victory or disappointment and despair.
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Sarge-Pepper
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Lol, that's why I suggested a second half. So everyone could improve on their mistakes.
That being said, with this season being over, I'll gladly sign up for another one. I've had a blast.
That being said, with this season being over, I'll gladly sign up for another one. I've had a blast.