Meaningofbread
Well-Known Member
Ok, people just take a look at the brackets, and send your challenge. It doesn't have to be in order, as long as we get the matches over and done with. Once again, here it is: http://challonge.com/j0vdc9z4
Meaningofbread Vs BMPixy - Results!
Match One:
How to Luck Out - Assaults
After some terrible game play on my part, I managed to barely scrape a victory by 2 hitting a cyber-disk and luring a mechtoid to a corner of the map. Did I mention that I had 1 HP? Lucky hit and lucky hit i don't think i deserved this win.
Match Two:
No One Liked that Statue Anyways
A quick reset later and we found ourselves on Boulevard. Seeing as I had lost every other match there, this one was no different. After some almost clutch skills by Nick Cage, the ever effervescent heavy, I was defeated by a horde of foes I had yet to kill. Bad luck me.
Match 3:
Dancing Russian Man
After a brief interruption, smack-talk ensued. Soon high explosives hit the air, and the two MECs were no more. Thank god for rockets. More shots from my Russian sniper (100% hit after 100% hit) pretty much won the game for me. After revealing that a small glitched drone lurked in the corner, it popped up and promptly exploded. Hurray hurrah, I win my first game!
Score:
Meaningofbread: 2
BMPixy - 1
Edit: Forgot the images /facepalm
http://imgur.com/a/vyd2z
Wisekill Vs Sarge, the Saga.
Round 1:
Why is the rum always gone? (Bar)
The Wise men and sarge's Heros faced off after a round of drinks ended up being spilled on Wise's guys who did not take kindly to the spilled drinks. The started a fight that involved Sarge's Heavy Hitters squad, and after an early kill on Wise's heavy, set the tone for the rest of the fight. Several Casualties ensued, including most of the bar, it's drinks, the delivery truck for the booze, and the jukebox. RIP tunesy. After a fist fight between two mecs, Sarge's Heros rules the day.
Sarge 1 - Wise 0
Round 2:
Last Stop: Painsville (Blvd)
Sarge's Heros decided to take the bus home after this fight, but were intercepted by The Wise Men, wanting revenge for the bar. Many mistakes ensued, followed by a summary execution of the bus and all it's inhabitants.
Sarge 1 - Wise 1
Round 3:
What's that? In the Sky? Oh, it's Plasma! (Back Alley)
Sarge's Heros couldn't let atrocity go unanswered, so they performed their own on the unsuspecting Wise Men, who were merely shopping for a new TV and getting their laundry done. Floaters took to the sky in force, bombed the crap out of their sniper with prejustice, and promptly filled the back alley with death and destruction from the rooftops. No survivors. The remaining floater floated away with sunglasses in a pan shot of the burning alley behind him, not looking back.
Sarge 2 - Wise 1.
SARGE WINS.
http://imgur.com/a/MAgWi <- PROOF BITCHES.
Honestly though, it was a fun match up. Thanks for the game Wise!
Thenlar vs. wolfb.
Match 1: Whose pet alien is best!?
Location: Bar
Thenlar's troopers were out on the town, and happened into another squad of XCom's finest. Turns out, these human troopers had both taken on aliens as pets(!?). An argument broke out over whose was best. Wolfb had just a singular little sectoid, carting their drinks around and pinching waitresses' butts. Thenlar's squad on the other hand... well, it was more like a family. A human couple, one male, one female, both snipers, and their zoo consisting of two of the snake-like Thin Men, and a pair of chryssalids! Accusing them of being alien lovers, wolfb's men (and one mech!) started a rather deadly brawl!
Thenlar's humans wisely sent their pets into battle first, to learn more about their enemy. They died. All of them. Without killing a single enemy. Of note, one Thin Man was literally punched off the roof of the bar.
However, the MEC was exposed, and a long distance sniper shot from the woman (codenamed Lancer) took his head clean off. Somehow, his mechanical internals kept him alive, but he was left to bleed out by his comrades.
Conceding the rooftop to Thenlar's man (codenamed Grip), wolfb took to the inside of the bar, trying to find out where Lancer was hiding. A battlescanner revealed one, and he was promptly plasma blasted, though not fatally. Their pet sectoid scampered out and drew sniper fire from both remaining humans, dying horrifically.
Lunging around the bar, an assaulter located Lancer! ... She was flying. He hunkered behind a car and waited for reinforcements. Sadly, Grip took a position on the roof and shot down with his plasma pistol. Stuck between enemies, the assaulter tried to run, but was gunned down by Lancer.
The remaining troops of wiseb's squad bunkered into the bar, and their sniper took a shot out the door, blasting Lancer in the stomach, but her armor saved her life. Grip jumped down off the roof to the back, his genetically modded legs absorbing the landing. Radioing into Lancer, she annihilated the opposing sniper, and he shot one in the back with his pistol. Trapped between the couple, the last two soldiers of wolfb's squad made a desperate attempt to shoot Grip to death, but he survived, and the last two were unceremoniously sniped to death.
Winner: Thenlar
Match Stats: 1-0 (Thenlar)
Match 2: Call the cops on those traitors to humanity!
Location: Police Station
wolfb decided to get the authorities involved. Clearly Thenlar was a traitor to humanity and needed to be reported! Proving yet again his alien loyalties, he had the station bombed!
Wolfb's squad, including some EXALT turncoats and another MEC trooper, skirted around the outside of the station, wary of being trapped inside. They clustered close together, enjoying protection from the MEC's shielding arrays, as well as staying close to their EXALT medic.
Thenlar, on the other hand, sent his alien allies to do his bidding. A heavy floater and a chrysalid popped into the building, to see who they could find. Spotting the enemy through a hole in the wall, the floater lobbed a grenade into their midst. They scattered slightly as the bug ran forward. A rocketeer blasted a hole in the wall, then the chrysalid was unceremoniously dispatched. The floater's cover was destroyed and it was shot up.
At this point, Thenlar's cyberdiscs made their appearance! They flung grenades with abandon into wiseb's squad, killing three. With a desperate display of gunfire, the trapped squad killed another bug that was attempting to flank them, and shot one disc in its guts, damaging it heavily.
The floater shot a man to death, and the MEC trooper tried to escape, flinging a grenade into the air at the discs... it didn't explode, and fell to the earth. Then it bounced into the air, even HIGHER, and detonated! However, the discs were not destroyed. The MEC and one last EXALT turncoat were blasted to pieces.
Winner: Thenlar
Match Stats: 2-0 (Thenlar)
Match 3: Okay okay, we're leaving, stop following us!
Location: Stop n' Gulp
Wolfb's remaining troops in the area decided to vacate, but ruthlessly, Thenlar tracked them to a gas station as they refueled, and another firefight ensued.
Flush with their recent victories, Thenlar's troops spread out and rushed forward. Clearly this was stupid, as a sniper ran straight into the enemy sights and was shot into a smoking husk. Looks like wolfb likes the aliens secretly as well, as two cyberdiscs floated into view and blasted Thenlar's EXALT heavy and pet sectoid into goo. A lighter armed floater tried to drop behind wolfb's troops, but a hovering drone shot it in the skull.
Desperate, Thenlar's secret weapon, a muton berserker lunged out of the convenience store!!! The cyberdiscs and a human trooper promptly blasted it repeatedly until its hulking body hit the ground.
Finally, all alone, the assaultman leading the doomed squad stepped out, blasting a cyberdisc to shreds with his alloy cannon. Absorbing dozens of blows, he sprinted out from the store, killing the other human at point blank range. Wolfb's sniper stepped to a better position, chewing away his armor with her laser pistol, before a cyberdisc finally managed to finish the job, and the pursuit was over.
Winner: wolfb
Match Stats: 2-1 (Thenlar wins)
Ending images: http://imgur.com/a/cAiII
Doesn't matter to me.Since this is a best of three match, do you mind if I record this as 2-0?
General PSA: If I'm "Looking to Play" or playing a game on Steam, then it means I am available to do a match.
I WANT TO FIGHT SOMEONE. WHAT ARE YOU ALL, PACIFISTS?!
Ok match vs Taxor another 2-1 win for Taugaunt
First match was closer then most of my first matches are but I managed to pull off a win even if Pteranodon and Tapejara didn't want to kill there enemy floater counter part.
Second match as most of mine seem to go. I got really unlucky and lost one of my prehistoric warriors early. Not sure if it was the new team I was using or just a second match jinx. Also Taxor learned that flash bangs do not work on mecs.
Then the second match went much better for me due to Pteranodon's amazing dodging skills and Sordes deadly aim.
So here is the pics as evidence: http://imgur.com/a/g16VX
Nothing can be done, I'm afraid.I would love to, but I seem to have re-developed a crippling addiction to Skyrim. Send help.
http://imgur.com/a/zXIrs
Taugaunt wins. I'm too tired to make up shit today, but needless to say, he won both matches by a landslide. There were some really bullshit misses on my side of the screen (2 88% in a row, sniper, really?), but he outmanuvered me with better troops and placement.
Maybe i'll not rush everyone in next time.