DarkGemini24601
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DarkGemini24601 and MarineAvenger: “A Lion and Two Dragons walk into a bar… Part 1”
High Orbit over Forseti (April 13th, 2044)
The Einherjar (2:52 P.M., A.S.T.)
Floor 13: Soldier Bar
The sounds of the bar seemed to all congeal together into a low murmur of idle talk and darts slamming into a board as per usual for the place where a lot of people spent their time, the likes of Leo and Mikhail not being void of spending their free time in the popular meeting spot. Leo held a bottle of just some generic beer, looking off to the side as a group of guys stumbled out. “Alright… what is a good one? Oh, this one is good.”
The IT guy set down his bottle at the table they were sitting at, leaning forward and rubbing his hands together. “Alright, so it is the weekend before summer break, I was just a freshman and my brother was in his junior year. So me and him get invited to this small get together, you know, not really supposed to be all that crazy but I swear we pull up to this guys house and you would think it was the end of the world. People pouring out the house, music blaring, strobe lights going in the backyard, about as far away from a ‘small get together’ as you could get.”
Not resisting a chuckle, Leo continued with the story. “So we are walking through the house, trying to part a sea of people and somehow, we got out into the backyard. There were people in swimsuits, drinks pouring like a river, at one point a guy cannonballed from the room, some crazy stuff.”
“So before we realize anything, this fight breaks out and the chaos seems to get worse, people flying everywhere, drinks flying everywhere. I am pretty sure someone got so mad they threw a pizza on the roof. Anyways, long story short, me and Cayden end up in the E.R., I got a broken nose and he has a few cuts on him, so I look up from over in my bed and I remember the only thing going through my mind was our mother was going to kill us once she found out. Cayden looks over at me and said, ‘Next time we get into a fight, actually hit the guy you were aiming for instead of your own brother.’. He still has never let me live that down, even if he pretends he forgot.” Taking a sip of his drink he shook his head. “I swear, I don’t know how we lived through that night. You know for all the shit we got into those were the best days… you ever get into something like that?”
Mikhail shook his head in disbelief. "Nothing that insane. The drinking age in Russia is 16 so people learn to moderate themselves better." The Russian-American chuckled. "That isn't to say people don't get into bar fights, but they're more... contained, if that makes any sense." Scratching his chin in thought, Mikhail tried to recall a particular story.
"I do remember the one spat Nikolai and I got into." Remembering the commonality of the name that bordered on the absurd, Mikhail clarified, "Nikolai Fyodorov. We were having a drinking contest to see who could hold the most vodka." The heavy grinned, taking a swig of his beer. "Had a medic, Genya, ready to haul us down to the medical ward to assist our livers if we went too far. So the contest begins, and I'm winning by a landslide."
Mikhail raised a finger. "Now Nikolai, he's no lightweight, but his father was, so I had bet a hundred rubles and payment for the next month of drinks on my chances of winning. And I wasn't a fool for doing so." Mikhail's grin widened. "Nikolai looked like he was about to pass out after several rounds, but here's the catch: man's got a temper. He accusses me of being in cahoots with Genya, who supplied the alcohol, says I cheated somehow. So he jumps me, seeming to have a renewed vigor."
Mikhail shook his head again. "Big guy wrestled me to the ground. I managed to block a few hits. Even so, I wondered how long I could keep my defenses up." Mikhail laid his drink down. "And then his second wind vanished, and he falls asleep ontop of me. I had to buy Genya drinks for a week to help him off of me, but..." Mikhail shrugged. "Nikolai lost fofty rubles - I halfed the wager to placate him - and I got free drinks for a month from him."
Leo laughed, though he kept it contained so they didn't earn looks. "Maaaaan... People just love us, don't they? At least you got something out of your spat."
Mikhail nodded. "Though at least you received a good story from your experience, if nothing else."
"Yeah, and a broken nose, don't forget that part. You and this Genya person still in contact?"
Mikhail shook his head. "Not at the moment, no. Those two were friends, but with everything going on contacting them would be interfering with too many other things."
Leo merely shrugged his shoulders, finishing his first beer. "Well... Maybe if you get the chance, you should take it. I know you are no outcast, but maybe some old faces would be good."
Mikhail shrugged. "Like I said, if I get the time." Turning the query on its head, he asked, "What about you? Any old friends you're trying to keep in contact with?"
"Nah, a lot of my old friends I am already having the pleasure of being with." Leo did sit back a bit. "I am keeping in contact with my ex though. She said she still wanted us to be good friends, and I am not really a big grudge holder. She wasn't 'the one'..." The IT guy air quoted. "But she will appear soon." I hope she already has, but Mikhail would kill me if he knew.
Mikhail raised an eyebrow. "I get the feeling you think there was something between that medic and I just because I mentioned her as being female. What do you take me for, Leo?"
"Big, burly Russo man!" He said in a mocking accent. "Besides, anything implicated comes from you alone." Leo countered.
"For the love of all that is holy, don't turn into Albert Foulke on me," Mikhail pleaded. "And for your information, I had no interest. I have my sights set on... someone else at the moment."
"Spill." Leo stated simply. "Spill, spill, spill, spill... Fo the live of god I will resort to torture."
Mikhail chuckled. "You wouldn't know her."
"Still, tell me about her." Leo persisted eagerly.
Mikhail sighed, adjusting his ushanka. "She's from that Greyhound Squadron. Zoya Lagunouv. She's quiet, but that just makes me want to learn more about her. Attractive, but not in the fashion that you'd consider ideal."
"I don't know my friend. I have a very broad view of things that are attractive. I'm happy for ya Mikky. Hope it works out eventually." Leo said charismatically, popping a second beer.
Mikhail raised an eyebrow. "Was that a pun there?"
Leo shrugged. "What fun would it be if I just told you outright?"
The heavy rolled his eyes. “You’re as bad as Korra.”
“Oh, come on… that’s mean.” The IT guy shook his head and took a big sip of his drink. “Besides, we’re best friends, I can mess with you all I want.”
Mikhail finished off his beer, and called out to the bartender for a shot of vodka. Lowering his voice again, he merely responded, “Keep thinking that,” he said darkly, though a smile betrayed the fact that he was enjoying himself.
“Ever thought of being an actor? You could do that whole evil Russian thing beautifully.” And since when did that little kid turn into this? Am I allowed to be proud? Ah, screw it, I am.
Mikhail gave Leo a disappointed expression. “And you are playing the “stereotypical American” role percently, my friend.”
“Good, I know I am doing something right then.” He countered unphased, putting his chin in his hand, looking away. “The day has finally come where the brother becomes so intimidating the sister is cuter in comparison.” Leo mumbled to himself.
Mikhail tilted his head. “What did you say?” he asked, honestly not having heard what his companion had uttered.
Leo finally realizing the extent of what he said, suddenly froze up in fear for his life. “You uh… don’t wanna know.” he said quickly.
Mikhail narrowed his eyes for a moment in disbelief, and then waved a hand dismissively, shaking his head. “If you say so.”
“I do say so.” He taunted, grabbing his drink and finishing it.
High Orbit over Forseti (April 13th, 2044)
The Einherjar (2:52 P.M., A.S.T.)
Floor 13: Soldier Bar
The sounds of the bar seemed to all congeal together into a low murmur of idle talk and darts slamming into a board as per usual for the place where a lot of people spent their time, the likes of Leo and Mikhail not being void of spending their free time in the popular meeting spot. Leo held a bottle of just some generic beer, looking off to the side as a group of guys stumbled out. “Alright… what is a good one? Oh, this one is good.”
The IT guy set down his bottle at the table they were sitting at, leaning forward and rubbing his hands together. “Alright, so it is the weekend before summer break, I was just a freshman and my brother was in his junior year. So me and him get invited to this small get together, you know, not really supposed to be all that crazy but I swear we pull up to this guys house and you would think it was the end of the world. People pouring out the house, music blaring, strobe lights going in the backyard, about as far away from a ‘small get together’ as you could get.”
Not resisting a chuckle, Leo continued with the story. “So we are walking through the house, trying to part a sea of people and somehow, we got out into the backyard. There were people in swimsuits, drinks pouring like a river, at one point a guy cannonballed from the room, some crazy stuff.”
“So before we realize anything, this fight breaks out and the chaos seems to get worse, people flying everywhere, drinks flying everywhere. I am pretty sure someone got so mad they threw a pizza on the roof. Anyways, long story short, me and Cayden end up in the E.R., I got a broken nose and he has a few cuts on him, so I look up from over in my bed and I remember the only thing going through my mind was our mother was going to kill us once she found out. Cayden looks over at me and said, ‘Next time we get into a fight, actually hit the guy you were aiming for instead of your own brother.’. He still has never let me live that down, even if he pretends he forgot.” Taking a sip of his drink he shook his head. “I swear, I don’t know how we lived through that night. You know for all the shit we got into those were the best days… you ever get into something like that?”
Mikhail shook his head in disbelief. "Nothing that insane. The drinking age in Russia is 16 so people learn to moderate themselves better." The Russian-American chuckled. "That isn't to say people don't get into bar fights, but they're more... contained, if that makes any sense." Scratching his chin in thought, Mikhail tried to recall a particular story.
"I do remember the one spat Nikolai and I got into." Remembering the commonality of the name that bordered on the absurd, Mikhail clarified, "Nikolai Fyodorov. We were having a drinking contest to see who could hold the most vodka." The heavy grinned, taking a swig of his beer. "Had a medic, Genya, ready to haul us down to the medical ward to assist our livers if we went too far. So the contest begins, and I'm winning by a landslide."
Mikhail raised a finger. "Now Nikolai, he's no lightweight, but his father was, so I had bet a hundred rubles and payment for the next month of drinks on my chances of winning. And I wasn't a fool for doing so." Mikhail's grin widened. "Nikolai looked like he was about to pass out after several rounds, but here's the catch: man's got a temper. He accusses me of being in cahoots with Genya, who supplied the alcohol, says I cheated somehow. So he jumps me, seeming to have a renewed vigor."
Mikhail shook his head again. "Big guy wrestled me to the ground. I managed to block a few hits. Even so, I wondered how long I could keep my defenses up." Mikhail laid his drink down. "And then his second wind vanished, and he falls asleep ontop of me. I had to buy Genya drinks for a week to help him off of me, but..." Mikhail shrugged. "Nikolai lost fofty rubles - I halfed the wager to placate him - and I got free drinks for a month from him."
Leo laughed, though he kept it contained so they didn't earn looks. "Maaaaan... People just love us, don't they? At least you got something out of your spat."
Mikhail nodded. "Though at least you received a good story from your experience, if nothing else."
"Yeah, and a broken nose, don't forget that part. You and this Genya person still in contact?"
Mikhail shook his head. "Not at the moment, no. Those two were friends, but with everything going on contacting them would be interfering with too many other things."
Leo merely shrugged his shoulders, finishing his first beer. "Well... Maybe if you get the chance, you should take it. I know you are no outcast, but maybe some old faces would be good."
Mikhail shrugged. "Like I said, if I get the time." Turning the query on its head, he asked, "What about you? Any old friends you're trying to keep in contact with?"
"Nah, a lot of my old friends I am already having the pleasure of being with." Leo did sit back a bit. "I am keeping in contact with my ex though. She said she still wanted us to be good friends, and I am not really a big grudge holder. She wasn't 'the one'..." The IT guy air quoted. "But she will appear soon." I hope she already has, but Mikhail would kill me if he knew.
Mikhail raised an eyebrow. "I get the feeling you think there was something between that medic and I just because I mentioned her as being female. What do you take me for, Leo?"
"Big, burly Russo man!" He said in a mocking accent. "Besides, anything implicated comes from you alone." Leo countered.
"For the love of all that is holy, don't turn into Albert Foulke on me," Mikhail pleaded. "And for your information, I had no interest. I have my sights set on... someone else at the moment."
"Spill." Leo stated simply. "Spill, spill, spill, spill... Fo the live of god I will resort to torture."
Mikhail chuckled. "You wouldn't know her."
"Still, tell me about her." Leo persisted eagerly.
Mikhail sighed, adjusting his ushanka. "She's from that Greyhound Squadron. Zoya Lagunouv. She's quiet, but that just makes me want to learn more about her. Attractive, but not in the fashion that you'd consider ideal."
"I don't know my friend. I have a very broad view of things that are attractive. I'm happy for ya Mikky. Hope it works out eventually." Leo said charismatically, popping a second beer.
Mikhail raised an eyebrow. "Was that a pun there?"
Leo shrugged. "What fun would it be if I just told you outright?"
The heavy rolled his eyes. “You’re as bad as Korra.”
“Oh, come on… that’s mean.” The IT guy shook his head and took a big sip of his drink. “Besides, we’re best friends, I can mess with you all I want.”
Mikhail finished off his beer, and called out to the bartender for a shot of vodka. Lowering his voice again, he merely responded, “Keep thinking that,” he said darkly, though a smile betrayed the fact that he was enjoying himself.
“Ever thought of being an actor? You could do that whole evil Russian thing beautifully.” And since when did that little kid turn into this? Am I allowed to be proud? Ah, screw it, I am.
Mikhail gave Leo a disappointed expression. “And you are playing the “stereotypical American” role percently, my friend.”
“Good, I know I am doing something right then.” He countered unphased, putting his chin in his hand, looking away. “The day has finally come where the brother becomes so intimidating the sister is cuter in comparison.” Leo mumbled to himself.
Mikhail tilted his head. “What did you say?” he asked, honestly not having heard what his companion had uttered.
Leo finally realizing the extent of what he said, suddenly froze up in fear for his life. “You uh… don’t wanna know.” he said quickly.
Mikhail narrowed his eyes for a moment in disbelief, and then waved a hand dismissively, shaking his head. “If you say so.”
“I do say so.” He taunted, grabbing his drink and finishing it.