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Well. It. It was there. I am now questioning my sanity.

*evil laughter intensifies* Incidentally you still appear to have left that comment about the sectopods in the middle of the story thread.

How about Rau- *smacked over the head with a bat*

They go really well with the ADVENT burger. Just saying.

Burning Bridges, Epilogue 2 Lazarus Residence, New York City, U.S.A Time: Armageddon o'clock “You are not going anywhere!” Evelyn yelled, following him through the house. “What about me? What about Alan? There’s too much shit going on for you to abandon-“ “That’s exactly why I’m going!”...

Ah yes, "balance". We have dismissed these claims. *falls over* Shitty jokes aside, I chipped in my own epilogue for LoE's prequel. One of my main characters is in it. If you haven't already guessed from their alias in my signature... this'll make it bleedingly obvious that I have trouble...

Don't worry, that was one of the alterations. May the aliens tremble in fear, for Carrie "Sanic" Morris cannot be stopped in her quest for going faster.

Brb, changing her hair to blue and spiky

Oh, do I have a story for you all. Let me set the scene here a bit. It's one of those VIP extraction missions, one of the ones where there's an engineer in a truck. As soon as I start the mission looks promising - my squad has spawned at the edge of a large open town square type area, right next...

Well... lasers are already tracer rounds in a way aren't they?

If this is what we must stoop to, then so be it. (Funny Rating)

That (Jan 29th) was when we reported the issue to him. He knows, he just hasn't gotten around to fixing it I assume. I wouldn't be too concerned, it's not exactly a site breaking issue (although I do miss that feedback, and the ability to agree with someone without writing an essay).

I still maintain that muton grenade spam is the absolute worst. Thank god the new floaters don't have grenades too, like they used to.

This is all assuming you are good at the game, though. Sometimes I feel like the resistance would have stood a better chance if they'd left me in that tube.

I loved that explanation. There was something absolutely perfect about it.

Pasted in a few sections from various times. Back in the middle of SoD, I wrote like Douglas Adams. Since then, apparently I now write like Dan Brown. Honestly I was expecting Terry Pratchett in there somewhere, but I'll take it.

I'd rate that a funny, but the ratings system is currently borked.

Happy birthday bruh

As soon as I can print the whole thing, then find a shelf to throw it at.

Shameless plug time. Some of you may remember the solo story I set out to do... a while ago, I don't remember exactly when. Well, 134 Word pages, 78,845 words later, as of right now, it is done. Finito. Sitting, completed, in it's little section of the short stories thread. Ever wondered how...